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2017-03-14 05:42:53 UTC

^

2017-03-14 05:42:55 UTC

thank god it didnt go low enough to see the whole thing

2017-03-14 05:43:01 UTC

@new account Jesse 1767 eh fuckem what are they gonna do?

2017-03-14 05:43:02 UTC

I'll be home in like 2 hours

2017-03-14 05:43:04 UTC

I feel sorry for guys who pop boners in public... like what do you do when that happens?

2017-03-14 05:43:10 UTC

Omg

2017-03-14 05:43:13 UTC

That happens to me

2017-03-14 05:43:14 UTC

Just tuck it

2017-03-14 05:43:17 UTC

All a guy needs to do is wear pajama pants for the rest of his life then he's fine

2017-03-14 05:43:18 UTC

Lol

2017-03-14 05:43:20 UTC

that happens to me 2

2017-03-14 05:43:28 UTC

Doesn't that hurt when u tuck it in?

2017-03-14 05:43:32 UTC

@Spirit that's me tbh I weat them 247

2017-03-14 05:43:33 UTC

Carry something with you at all times that you can hold in front of you when it happens.

2017-03-14 05:43:34 UTC

a little

2017-03-14 05:43:34 UTC

Nah

2017-03-14 05:43:36 UTC

Quickly reach down and pull it up so it tucks against your belly.

2017-03-14 05:43:45 UTC

If you fold it up it doesn't do anything bad

2017-03-14 05:43:46 UTC

@๐Ÿ’งHisoMachi๐Ÿ’– oh yeah but that makes the boner go down

2017-03-14 05:43:46 UTC

no

2017-03-14 05:43:52 UTC

Ouch

2017-03-14 05:43:54 UTC

Try to fold it down and yo7 have a problem

2017-03-14 05:43:58 UTC

Lol

2017-03-14 05:43:58 UTC

dude i hate having boners while im at school

2017-03-14 05:44:00 UTC

Wut

2017-03-14 05:44:01 UTC

@Thresh I'll be in bed at that time lol

2017-03-14 05:44:10 UTC

the other day i had a boner and i had to go to the front to get a paper

2017-03-14 05:44:13 UTC

Thankfully I never got a boner in school.

2017-03-14 05:44:14 UTC

Maybe another day lol

2017-03-14 05:44:23 UTC

Idgaf tbh

2017-03-14 05:44:25 UTC

Good thing I don't have to worry about that stuff. Just my period lol

2017-03-14 05:44:29 UTC

If a guy I like pops a boner I wouldn't want him to hide it

2017-03-14 05:44:33 UTC

They can look all they want

2017-03-14 05:44:33 UTC

i wear really tight pants to so

2017-03-14 05:44:40 UTC

it's REALLY obvious

2017-03-14 05:44:42 UTC

Hence the comfy pants

2017-03-14 05:44:42 UTC

They usually would hide it

2017-03-14 05:44:43 UTC

To be honest, I think a period is much worse.

2017-03-14 05:44:46 UTC

@Spirit ur horny stop it there are children

2017-03-14 05:44:48 UTC

Yeah but in public spirit where children and adults alike? Lol

2017-03-14 05:45:00 UTC

It can be embarrassing

2017-03-14 05:45:06 UTC

Yeah exactly

2017-03-14 05:45:07 UTC

The thing is.... these unwanted boners often are painful and not pleasent like intentional boners you want to happen.

2017-03-14 05:45:16 UTC

Pretty much.

2017-03-14 05:45:18 UTC

Yeah

2017-03-14 05:45:21 UTC

Really?

2017-03-14 05:45:23 UTC

Why?

2017-03-14 05:45:25 UTC

honestly honers hurt bc tight pants

2017-03-14 05:45:26 UTC

Especially in jeans that are two sizes too small.

2017-03-14 05:45:30 UTC

Just a ton of blood rushing to your dick at once

2017-03-14 05:45:34 UTC

I don't think small children are actually gonna look at a mans boner and give a shit

2017-03-14 05:45:35 UTC

Ohhh tight clothes?

2017-03-14 05:45:52 UTC

What if he whipped it out

2017-03-14 05:45:54 UTC

Really the biggest problem with them is the pain.

2017-03-14 05:46:00 UTC

@Spirit "mommy look he's pitching a tent!"

2017-03-14 05:46:06 UTC

lol

2017-03-14 05:46:06 UTC

It's not unendurable pain, but people will notice.

2017-03-14 05:46:09 UTC

Lol

2017-03-14 05:46:12 UTC

I hadn't got any new clothes in five years. I was 250lbs and still wearing a 36 waist size. Boners were a fucking pain.

2017-03-14 05:46:17 UTC

I love how I've literally been talking here for an hour instead of using my time productively

2017-03-14 05:46:21 UTC

i do agree and they're uncontrolable@Emma

2017-03-14 05:46:25 UTC
2017-03-14 05:46:33 UTC

Wb now?

2017-03-14 05:46:35 UTC

I mean, my periods are bad. I get so nauseous to the point of throwing up

2017-03-14 05:46:39 UTC

And they can make you walk funnny.

2017-03-14 05:46:44 UTC

yep

2017-03-14 05:46:46 UTC

I have a few pairs of 40's.

2017-03-14 05:46:46 UTC

Lol

2017-03-14 05:47:01 UTC

Everyone knows what a boner walk looks like

2017-03-14 05:47:05 UTC

I hate it when you get boners to the side so you can see a big bulge on your leg

2017-03-14 05:47:06 UTC

So I guess we all suffer somethin lol

2017-03-14 05:47:09 UTC

My parents thought it was a good idea to just force me to wear smaller clothes as a means of making me lose weight, I guess.

2017-03-14 05:47:11 UTC

Periods suck

2017-03-14 05:47:17 UTC

it's probably the least painful tho

2017-03-14 05:47:22 UTC

I get so sick

2017-03-14 05:47:22 UTC

its not a walk its a waddle

2017-03-14 05:47:39 UTC

That they do but for some reason before I get my period I'm super horn dog

2017-03-14 05:47:43 UTC

I'm going to get neither. My special situation means that I won't have to suffer through either of those problems.

2017-03-14 05:47:59 UTC

Eeyup

2017-03-14 05:48:16 UTC

And then during and then after my period lol

2017-03-14 05:48:20 UTC
2017-03-14 05:48:25 UTC

It's like

2017-03-14 05:48:35 UTC

It's super bad like a cat in heat

2017-03-14 05:48:42 UTC

send me pics of your botw for anyone that has it

2017-03-14 05:48:42 UTC

Why do i get so horny when a guy wants me the least?

2017-03-14 05:48:49 UTC

WHY????

2017-03-14 05:48:57 UTC

Because that's how life works lol

2017-03-14 05:49:01 UTC

It's weird. I'm like that. But I am dude.

2017-03-14 05:49:01 UTC

Jk

2017-03-14 05:49:10 UTC

i'm glad that unwanted boner part of my life is over

2017-03-14 05:49:22 UTC

@new account Jesse 1767 are you spoiler sensitive?

2017-03-14 05:49:23 UTC

lol

2017-03-14 05:49:25 UTC

no

2017-03-14 05:49:27 UTC

@Kojach Limeryn did it work?

2017-03-14 05:49:29 UTC

Well it makes sense you'd be horny while you're the most fertile.

2017-03-14 05:49:31 UTC

I already watched the whole thing

2017-03-14 05:49:34 UTC

Don't guys get boners in the morning?

2017-03-14 05:49:37 UTC

Yes

2017-03-14 05:49:39 UTC

still feel like playing it thoguh

2017-03-14 05:49:40 UTC

Morning Wood would like to say hello.

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