The five armies

eagles dont come in the book

They do

They do twice more

@Christmas Merlin That would be messy

all i remember is bilbo gettiing KOed

then waking up to everythign being finished

Eagles saved them once more in the book iirc

i think gandalf mentions them

Deus Eagles Machina

Bilbo is knocked out

😄

but in large part they want no part of humans shit as eagles are even haughtier then the elves

Hobbit, for when you want a luck dump stat

then cut to end battle statistics

Also, I don't recall the Dwarves having a WarHammer battle-mech

Einsenhorn when

squats didnt have dreadnaughts

they had battle trains

LEARN THE LORE FAGGOT

or Legolas turning into a Dragonball Z character

> caring about a race that was nommed by the tyranids

mkay

Or that scene where Legolas raped an orc to death 👀

He shouldn't have been in the movie

Legalos being liek a DBZ character in the hobbit movies was kinda sick tho

That romance line i approve of

but this shit

no

like him using a giant bat thign to fly upside down and slice all the heads off an orc collum

Tolkien had a serious hard on for elves

dont we all?

Not really

id want an ageless hot knife eared waifu

elves are h0t

"The Hobbit, or ~~There and Back Again~~ Elven Weaboo Fightan Magic"

TIFI

also the missus who played the elf girl in the hobbit movies is great

loved her since LOST

the ginger one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E

ah Tauriel she was

yeah the one played by Evangellean Lilly

yeah Teuriel

so smexy

Yeah, Tauriel was hot

i love Ms. Lilly as an actress

(Bump since it got buried by weeb shit)
So...(in D&D)
If Half-elves are a thing (meaning humans can breed w/ elves)
And half-*orcs* are a thing (meaning humans can breed w/ orcs)
Why are there no elf/orc hybrids?
<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

D&D are horrible writters

because orcs are just uglier elves

that half orc bitch in the warcraft movie was hot tho

considering lotr lore that is

id lick those tusks

@Christmas Merlin "D&D" is a game/genre, not a set of ppl

no D&D is the writters fuck the boardgame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E

@Christmas Merlin Gamorra?

@Christmas Merlin "boardgame"? o_^?

Gomorra was hot in Guardians

yah she was i liked guardians

Shit, I'm mixing up my hot green chicks, aren't I?

If we're basing orcs off Tolkien than there are no female orcs, they're born from mud and rage

turned me on to the wanting to fuck the blue man groups

But yeah @Christmas Merlin D&D as in universe, not board game

D&D isnt a single universe.

its a multiverse if anything

oh, "Garona" was the hot green chick in WarCraft

I was close

https://wowwiki.fandom.com/wiki/Garona_Halforcen

G - something, something - a

it is a universe, with multiple plains of existence, but fan content sucks anyways

we all know multiverse is a bitch

WoW is trash now

@ryvergate not if you know where to look 😉

or

MULTI

VERSE

WoW is trash yes

rule 34 😉

@Coolitic go play ff14, its better

or elder scrotem online

but warcraft back in the day and the movie (which covered the entire first RTS story line) was amazing

i loved warcraft 1-3

or black desert

@Thundermark Why are you this way

Elder Scrolls overrated

Final Fantasy bad cuz aint turn based no more

it is, but its stil la better game then wow

@ryvergate What?

nono ima talking about mmorpg

yah the last decent FF game was FFX

I hate nearly all mmos

but ti removed the world map explooration