Nope

I'll be managing Martian colony total legit

Barely breaking 6

yep

Unless ur dumb ebough to live in SV

Get a real job as a dance therapy philosopher.

I have a written confirmation from a psychiatrist

lol

Then the rent accounts for the rest anyways

Get a real job like a pornstar

>not telecommuting
>2019

Join the feminists in getting 100k a year for existing.

Telecommuting?

Lmao

is it normal to have hair on your dick's shaft? Like, not pubes, but on the shaft?

U *are* a massive faggot

Being a porn star is hard work

Enjoy ur lazy do nothing all day job

Get a job at your local college as a diversity officer.

yeah, massive faggot, i get to work from anywhere

You get to make 0 money ans contribute nothing useful

I do

Ull be replaced as soon as companies realize how little u do

I am happy just putting work in, getting things done

And having a life

it is really nice

Your work is so simple that a literal AI can replace it ironically

imagine being a wagie

Lol ninja is a neet

lol; Jesus BEAT Judas and sold him into slavery

Imagine admitting ur work isnt real work

Lmaoooo

I got the top performance review in my department, so I used it to take a second vacation.

define real work, making web pages?

Real work is writing for buzzfeed

Requisitioning more neural nets isnt

For starters

or telephone scams

Try making rendering algorithms

that's what I guess cooltic does, one of those paki or whatever scamcenter callers

Imagine insulting someone because they figured out how to make a good living by working a simple job

Ohhh

Nah bud

Yikes how do I unpack tgis

lol rendering algos

lol "Requisitioning more neural nets..." what kinda ... not how this shit WORKS

Frankly, I'm flexible, and can do anything thrown at me

AI being the least of my worries ofc

It's stupid easy to pick up

yeah, and since they usually throw low level html editing at you, you feel pretty confident

i will build ai to replace even coolitic

Wow!

Except I'm still in school!

And yet even I know how basic bitch AI is

Honestly

I get paid to solve extremely complex maths problems fast on super low power hardware

lol; frankly you can think that given you haven't really been tested yet

Mathematicians can do better work with AI than CS ppl

still in diapers

Because it involves very little CS these days

Not some beta cuck drawing pixels and shading them crap using some API developed by actual engineers

especially in today's uni

Ohhh

You mean Vulkan?

Where the API doesnt do anything?

Wow bud

You def seem to know what ur talking about

Imagine saying an API is doing stuff

REST your little AP before I kick your API

Imagine arguing the tiniest of semantics

Cuz you desperately need a win to repair ur fragile ego

imagine thinking tiny syntax and semantic errors won't break code

u cannot repair WIN

broken on install

Imagine thinking that that was the kind of semantics that was being talked about

Boy oh boi

I really crushed ur fragile ego, huh?

imagine 'thinking

cooltic is just butthurt he was found out as being an html editor

not even CSS

just raw html

Sure kiddo

they pay him to change static text fields

in notepad

I'm making fun of you for stuff you admit to,

Cooliic ... WINS

Meanwhile,

Look at this circle jerk

You have to pull that shit out of ur own ass

Flawless... Victory

*Really* winnin here, aint ya bud?

Imagine thinking it is a competition

Really?

Cuz that isnt how u come across as?

Def kiddo

(that wasn't sarcasm kid, i was cheerin u on)

Imagine using imagine unironically without imagination

i don't have a horse in this race

Same