To get you into Australia

Sister

All the criminals come from the same place because the old goverment didn't take of it and after socialism happend they went all over the place

@Udyr Shit Post God you have euro ancestry?

So after people stopped going out at night they just went to steal shit at other countries

@ikillu yeh

@Udyr Shit Post God which countries? some of them consider you a citizen and it's real easy to get citizenship if you have even the slightest proof

Yeah I'm getting a spanish one

you spic

hi

What

I would have ran off to spain 5yrs ago if I could

I mean if I were living in venezuela

My parents are dense motherfuckers and don't want to leave the country

Both of you are Hispanic

maybe 10yrs ago, maybe even when chavez was voted in

Getting back to Spain would be ideal

Hispanic is not a race nigger

There's little hope for South America

What do you mean by that <:Retard:556919042917531698>

Well I mean with the whole crypto thing you could live like a good in here until around 2017

Yeah it is a race, it's an old roman word for spanish

My brother got dirty rich

lol, imagine 50k usd in venezuelan cash, you figure fuck that 50k in bitcoin at $2,000

bitcoing hits $15,000+ you sell

You didn't need much but maduro managed to screw the economy even more and now everything is in dollars

The currency is basically not used anymore for anything

@Udyr Shit Post God funny you say that, knew a few people in fucked countries who threw 10k 20k 50k etc in bitcoin years ago, they figured safer there than the local currency

Banks have no money because people take out their money and buy dollars

or you know crypto

so if I were to come to venezuela right now, it would be a huge bargain?

Yes

You can buy land extremedly cheap

I can hook you up if you want

There's this mansion of a doctor at 50k with everything included fridges brand new tvs

Everything <:pepega:526150635431657472>

bitches?

Yes

You can buy an apartment with 2k

No joke

yea, that's about the best thing to do, apartments in cities where if shit went down and Maduro was strung up or Maduro tried to squeeze more power would be left unaffected from turmoil

Sounds like a post apocalyptic nitemare

you buy like 10 of them and wait out Maduro

It is it's great

I live in a post-apocaliptic world

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just own a gun or three

those 2k apartments would be worth way more in 10yrs, maybe 20k-35k

it could be an investment sure

These apartments are beatiful m8

hope you have running water and electricity

Everyone used to be rich so the houses are really pretty

yea @Udyr Shit Post God it was the most well off country in south america

they wrecked venezuela

plus there were a lot of euro companies, workers in oil sector and what not

There's a lot of euro people still here

I wonder how much it is to buy a place in Syria rn

so you had euros too, if by some miracle it goes back to what it was

@Medusa The thing is this country is not at war or anything

The houses are untouched it just that socialism doesn't work

could be good business opportunity

yea, they ran it to the ground, chavez was a complete idiot

There are lot of chinese Investing

Buying apartments and shit

and the eu was basically clapping him along to power, the US was against chavez from the get go

Whole buildings

buy property rent it out on air bnb to bakpackers

Airbnb is not a thing here

next thing the EU knows, Chavez gains power, nationalizes a bunch of companies, foreign companies in oil sector, most of them were euros, then nationalizes logistic companies, again most were eu based companies :^)

@Medusa tourists are rare

I could live there for a year maybe

Dude I know so many people that had their companies stolen by chavez

These people were rich and now have massive houses with no food

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it would have been ok if they ran the companies competently, but they ran them to the ground

shit was blowing up left and right in the oil sector lol

seize the means of production

The problem is that this country imported everything it would have been fine if you had an economic plan?

And like created jobs for the people (which were not needed)

then to top it off, the only country that was able to effectively refine venezuelan heavy high sulfur oil was the US

so he pisses the US off too

it's like he wanted to wreck the place

@ikillu He was

I'm sure this was just a jewish plot to buy cheap land like they did with japan

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Also kida sad the oropeza blood line is dead now

what's that @Udyr Shit Post God ?

@ikillu A royalty bloodline I know them and most of them married mutts

Chavez wife was one

it looks like a monkey trying to speak to humans

everyone in audience looks normal, chavez looks like he climbed up to the 3rd floor and entered through the window

@ikillu https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafael_Caldera

Like nigger what the fuck look at the last president

He had a christian democracy and was a literal genius

How in the actual fuck did chavez get into power

LOOOOL

its like from human to ape

Right?

How the fuck