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2018-01-28 22:04:02 UTC

What about some shitty rocket

2018-01-28 22:04:12 UTC

^

2018-01-28 22:04:17 UTC

An April 2000 study by the Union of Concerned Scientists and the Security Studies Program at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology concluded that "[a]ny country capable of deploying a long-range missile would also be able to deploy countermeasures that would defeat the planned NMD system."

2018-01-28 22:04:29 UTC

I don't really expect Nk to have a MIRV at this point tbh

2018-01-28 22:04:33 UTC

Jesus

2018-01-28 22:04:34 UTC

It's not really hard to implement chaff on an ICBM

2018-01-28 22:04:47 UTC

granted, they don't have ICBM's yet ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-28 22:04:49 UTC

but still

2018-01-28 22:04:50 UTC

defense

2018-01-28 22:04:51 UTC

I dont think NK wants to shoot

2018-01-28 22:04:53 UTC

is pointless

2018-01-28 22:04:57 UTC

Its basically

2018-01-28 22:05:03 UTC

North Korea shoots rocket

2018-01-28 22:05:07 UTC

World notices them

2018-01-28 22:05:17 UTC

They get punishment

2018-01-28 22:05:20 UTC

They get food

2018-01-28 22:05:22 UTC

* notices your launch * OwO what's this?

2018-01-28 22:05:29 UTC

They promise to stop shooting to get food

2018-01-28 22:05:44 UTC

Rinse and repeat

2018-01-28 22:06:03 UTC

NK cant survive without outside help

2018-01-28 22:06:10 UTC

Have been told to fuck off lately

2018-01-28 22:06:20 UTC

Have you seen how bad it is there?

2018-01-28 22:06:42 UTC

Malnourishment is #1 cause of death

2018-01-28 22:07:02 UTC

Ever seen malnourished babies

2018-01-28 22:07:19 UTC

How fucking big their heads are and weirdly deformed their limbs

2018-01-28 22:07:22 UTC

Yeah but people got tired of giving them food so that and new sactions that China is actually in on means more will starve

2018-01-28 22:07:22 UTC

dont make babies if you can't feed them

2018-01-28 22:07:46 UTC

>Have baby
>Eat baby
>No longer hungry

2018-01-28 22:07:51 UTC

YUM

2018-01-28 22:07:56 UTC

nit that we'll ever see it, last time the red cross was there they were ferried from one villiage to another and being told all was good

2018-01-28 22:08:05 UTC

step one: be bird

2018-01-28 22:08:10 UTC

step two: EAT BABY

2018-01-28 22:08:15 UTC

They had a terrible famine

2018-01-28 22:08:22 UTC

Bird is sick!

2018-01-28 22:08:51 UTC

shrimp

2018-01-28 22:08:52 UTC

imagine

2018-01-28 22:08:57 UTC

just imagine

2018-01-28 22:08:58 UTC

all

2018-01-28 22:09:00 UTC

my thesis doesn't get accepted

2018-01-28 22:09:02 UTC

:)))))))))))

2018-01-28 22:09:02 UTC

the peoole

2018-01-28 22:09:06 UTC

living

2018-01-28 22:09:16 UTC

it isnt hard to do

2018-01-28 22:09:23 UTC

ik

2018-01-28 22:09:25 UTC

and i fucked the lyrics

2018-01-28 22:09:26 UTC

sry

2018-01-28 22:09:27 UTC

i don't have to imagine

2018-01-28 22:09:43 UTC

and spaq completely obvious to the reference

2018-01-28 22:09:45 UTC

whooooooosh

2018-01-28 22:09:48 UTC

oblivious

2018-01-28 22:09:51 UTC

@spaqin Eh, I mean how rigorous can poland be. Had a cousin that literally wrote his thesis at the last second and it was accepted

2018-01-28 22:09:52 UTC

ovious

2018-01-28 22:10:03 UTC

my supervisor's kinda strict

2018-01-28 22:10:08 UTC

he's saying that the reviewer may not accept it

2018-01-28 22:10:16 UTC

i don't think so m8

2018-01-28 22:10:43 UTC

Well at least he's helpful

2018-01-28 22:10:56 UTC

literally last second too

2018-01-28 22:11:07 UTC

i will need to take my older laptop because it has a cd burner LMAO

2018-01-28 22:11:23 UTC

kek, why do they need a cd

2018-01-28 22:11:27 UTC

jiohn is gay XFDDD DXDDD gayew!~!!! XDDD DD XDDS

2018-01-28 22:12:02 UTC

they need

2018-01-28 22:12:04 UTC

TWO COPIES

2018-01-28 22:12:06 UTC

when does it become sucking dick, what are the prerequisites

2018-01-28 22:12:06 UTC

on cd

2018-01-28 22:12:08 UTC

of the pdf

2018-01-28 22:12:11 UTC

srsly

2018-01-28 22:12:28 UTC

Can your lips touch a penis

2018-01-28 22:12:36 UTC

Kek, reminds me of govt papers in the US

2018-01-28 22:12:37 UTC

>cd

2018-01-28 22:12:40 UTC

need to fax it

2018-01-28 22:12:46 UTC

and had to write a short bio with a photo too

2018-01-28 22:12:50 UTC

information card

2018-01-28 22:13:05 UTC

"born somewhere, where I finished all the schools up to high school
then i came here, where i started studying
it went so well i made the biggest mistake of my life and gone to South Korea for a year long exchange"
"besides computers, my hobbies include suicide methods and photography"
or a more serious tone
"my hobbies include photography and cars - i'm a proud owner of a smartphone with a camera and a 1993 Toyota Corolla"

2018-01-28 22:13:42 UTC

Kek, the rolla is pretty sweet

2018-01-28 22:14:09 UTC

unless it was stolen already

2018-01-28 22:14:13 UTC

i can't see it from my dorm window

2018-01-28 22:14:18 UTC

and i haven't left in 5 days

2018-01-28 22:15:18 UTC

Best part of having a basic car, no one wants to steal it because the person is poor enough to persue that shit

2018-01-28 22:15:21 UTC

You went to Korea ?

2018-01-28 22:15:28 UTC

it fucked up my studies hard bro

2018-01-28 22:15:34 UTC

How?

2018-01-28 22:15:36 UTC

he got a bf there

2018-01-28 22:15:41 UTC

imagine

2018-01-28 22:15:46 UTC

In SK

2018-01-28 22:15:47 UTC

>four wheels

2018-01-28 22:15:53 UTC

<- planning to go to Korea next year for research project

2018-01-28 22:15:54 UTC

3.5 years for studying normally

2018-01-28 22:15:55 UTC

crumplezonelet

2018-01-28 22:16:02 UTC

2 years in polan

2018-01-28 22:16:04 UTC

then go to korea

2018-01-28 22:16:08 UTC

0.5 year left, no?

2018-01-28 22:16:11 UTC

@Lynxoid >when your entire body is a crumple zone

2018-01-28 22:16:12 UTC

no

2018-01-28 22:16:19 UTC

Come to the netherlands for research

2018-01-28 22:16:20 UTC

1.5 years

2018-01-28 22:16:23 UTC

@johnfrum that's le joke

2018-01-28 22:16:26 UTC

and literally cannot make any mistakes

2018-01-28 22:16:27 UTC

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2018-01-28 22:16:30 UTC

and if a class doesn't start

2018-01-28 22:16:31 UTC

you're fucked

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