Walmart cop

He shines a flashlight at hobos

And asks them to leave

.yt hobo dildo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rWrYCYtYc

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What a chad.

If they dont he calls the police

And they actually do the job

Lel

The only thing I liked about Shakti was the fact that he kicked Tom

Cause I would do the same

remember when he got tendies for 50% off for law-enforcment

Tom's a pedo.

IIRC

I wanna get up but I cant

he was talking about this for next few days like it ment something

My cat is keeping me hostage

i skipped school today because bed is nice

that's not your cat

yours is a tabby

also i got delivery of a new mouse

i'm going to wallly wally wlaly wallly wally world

Yes it is

inb4 Kirk has multiple cats

kirk is actually a cat

those are selfies

Herc is actually a dog

That's the only cat I have

What happened to the tabby kirk

huh

I never had one

@Mart Shart kirk gets free chinese food now

This cat is 9 years old almost

Why do people meme you having a Tabby

I have no idea bro

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I never even knew people did that

yeah lel

hey kid wanna scrape federal tweets?

your cat is fat

meow a jelly donut meow

^^^

I'm up to 7.41kb extracted

I think I'm gonna let this run for a while

how many tweets?

semen

https://twitter.com/appabend/status/1071912924870897664

Chad or degenerate?

>egyptians
>non-egyptian ancestry

this

chad

fuck those sand niggers occupying ancient lands

i am making some macaroni and cheese

Just tryna make friends

Why these niggas gotta hate on mozzarella

Is my approach to conversations too *cheesy*?

yall niggers

wanna

cream pie?

cheese pie?

i made some macaroni and cheese

@-Prince i like it

i ate the macaroni and cheese

Macaroni and cheese is disgusting

Worst food ever invented

good enough for broke ass like me

You poor bastard

i would make meatspread and pickles sandwich but i am out of bread

i should go to biedronka and buy groceries

fridge empty

almost

Yeah you really should get some more groceries if you can

i can and i will. i am really fucking lazy today

skipped school

Wow that's really cool

Do you smoke behind the bike shed too?

I just can't wait until the 20th myself

can i cum

No you are denied that right

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/339842669729677333/521475674465370122/20181209_185741.jpg

.yt calling sans undertale at 3 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arVjeE48zWU

Where's Kork?

for white women, every dog is a world of opportunity

I unironically hate dogs

They all get the rope

nigger

you're all nigger

ok time to commit deathicide grim

you misspelled women

why do white women love dogs so much

it must be genetic

sturdy

you cant hate something unless you try it

cause you're meming it