Man those 3 chest hairs

literal femboy

^

Im a beastman, literal winter coat rn

he is gay so

Tru

put some lipstick on

you could probably pass

>no chest hair

wtf

posting your dinner on OH and expecting compliments

>not having hair everywhere
Bet he shaves his balls liek a pussy

posting yourself on OH and expecting not to be doxxed for shits n giggles

BANG

>not shaving your dick

wtf is that

Fuckin white people

I trim it so it ain't a jungle

^

tbh I do too, I don't like massive amounts of body hair.

I ain't 10 anymore and if a bitch wants that she got problems

if you shave it all its really uncomfortable for a few weeks

Like, a little bit of pubage is pretty good but too much just ruins the dick.

i mean you can trim it a little but wtf you trying to look like a baby butt??

^

literally sounds like someone fired off three rounds in the local hood in the middle of the night

I don't even like my woman fully shaved shits weird

Trimmed is where it's at

@Medusa Sounds about right, I'm used to that shit

fucking california is so overrun with niggers it's a nightly guessing game

"fireworks or firearms"

>commieforna

oh I heard the fizzle that time

kinda like "hooker or hoochie" but less judgmental

its fireworks

wtf they doing that at 3.50 am for

@-Prince so you shave your chest don't you boy

My family doesn't grow chest hair.

Because niggers @Medusa

like, literally no family members have chest hair.

we have thick as fuck necks though

I dunno how that happened

Shit genes

@at the mall fuck yeah

Malls are ded

I don't particularly like chest hair

Nobody ask you

@Alex Jones I don't shave my chest

shut fuck niggerfaggot

Parachute from helicopters

I just have a ton of white hairs that are taking up space

@-Prince are you sure your boyfriend doesnt slip soy into your protein

If I shaved my chest I'd have more black hairs come through

But there is a difference between having chest hair and being Austin powers

white hairs are the death of me

@Double Negative I don't live with my boyfriend

entire face is fucking covered in them

Gorrila

Bet you bleached that shit

didn't

Great ape looking mother fucker

nah nigga

my cheeks are covered in a thin layer of white hair

WORLD STAR!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPw9wuke5BQ

can't see it but you can feel

Fucking oozaru lookin bitch

excuse youy

I'm a fucking pussy magnet

cats love me

yt hobo dildo

[-Prince:1998] hobo dildo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rWrYCYtYc

is this real life

lolol

@Gordon Frohman did you do it

my southern Italian genes make me short and hairy

Manlet

>not being over 6ft

>not being 6'3

ha manlet

I am doe

one of us

kirk isnt though

>being over 6ft
fucking lanklets

No he isn't

I'm 6' exactly

>lanklet

he 6'0 exactly

and weigh like 160

i am the fucking skeleton

Am I a lanklet @Piccolo Niccolo

i bet you regularly hit your head on doorways

sHAKTI WTF LMAO

@Alex Jones AT&T throttles their own phones
I got less than 20mbs using my Note 9 on AT&T but on my S8+ I would always get 60-100mbs, even 150mbs the other day
I just flashed a stock unlocked firmware to my note 9 and now it's at full speeds

AT&T are scam artists, like holy shit, never buy phones directly from them

shakti a giant

he a fucking uber human

He shakti is a freak

shakti used ancient buddhist methods to stretch his spine

no way 6'7 is a human height

i can't sit in most cars comfortably