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2018-10-16 12:54:00 UTC

Oof I'm bad at this

2018-10-16 12:54:04 UTC

Why am I not gay

2018-10-16 12:54:04 UTC

cos she can't drink yet

2018-10-16 12:54:15 UTC

so talk to her there, where she can not feel trapped or whatever

2018-10-16 12:54:25 UTC

In a dark room

2018-10-16 12:54:27 UTC

just pass her a secret note,
DONT READ THIS UNTIL YOU GET OFF THE BUS

2018-10-16 12:54:29 UTC

Tell her you eat ass too

2018-10-16 12:54:30 UTC

SECRET

2018-10-16 12:54:32 UTC

That also works

2018-10-16 12:54:34 UTC

just say hello to when you get off the bus

2018-10-16 12:54:43 UTC

And then?

2018-10-16 12:54:53 UTC

is this a regular thing?

2018-10-16 12:55:01 UTC

Idk

2018-10-16 12:55:04 UTC

just strike her interest

2018-10-16 12:55:06 UTC

First time I saw her

2018-10-16 12:55:08 UTC

oh

2018-10-16 12:55:17 UTC

gotta play rock paper scissors for a kiss

2018-10-16 12:55:19 UTC

judge the water

2018-10-16 12:55:21 UTC

Oof I'm bad at 4gis hranspook

2018-10-16 12:55:21 UTC

jsut make a big fart cloud and have an IDGAF attitude. women RESPECT that

2018-10-16 12:55:25 UTC

talk to her after you get off bus

2018-10-16 12:55:27 UTC

get her name

2018-10-16 12:55:29 UTC

I wish I was gay

2018-10-16 12:55:30 UTC

/number

2018-10-16 12:55:30 UTC

So easy

2018-10-16 12:55:37 UTC
2018-10-16 12:55:39 UTC

then do whatever

2018-10-16 12:55:48 UTC

doesn't have to be poetry

2018-10-16 12:55:53 UTC

just show your face

2018-10-16 12:55:53 UTC

Ye ik

2018-10-16 12:56:10 UTC

She also made a lot of eye contact with me

2018-10-16 12:56:19 UTC

But I really don't know how to go about it

2018-10-16 12:56:20 UTC

then talk to her when you get off

2018-10-16 12:56:24 UTC

@amsalem just sing matisyahu
take over the bus ride
sing about israel

2018-10-16 12:56:35 UTC

@amsalem I thought yoh had a girlfriend

2018-10-16 12:56:38 UTC

I'll try and talk to her the next time I see her

2018-10-16 12:56:40 UTC
2018-10-16 12:56:41 UTC

Did Y'all break up

2018-10-16 12:56:44 UTC

nah

2018-10-16 12:56:45 UTC

do it now

2018-10-16 12:56:45 UTC

RIP

2018-10-16 12:56:49 UTC

Long fucking time ago

2018-10-16 12:56:58 UTC

just say hello

2018-10-16 12:56:58 UTC

@Hransrapim home

2018-10-16 12:57:02 UTC

I'm home

2018-10-16 12:57:02 UTC

oh

2018-10-16 12:57:16 UTC

And why the fuck would I talk to her in a stacked bus

2018-10-16 12:57:20 UTC

Mission failed we'll get em next time

2018-10-16 12:57:21 UTC

she's like

2018-10-16 12:57:25 UTC

what's this creep doing

2018-10-16 12:57:26 UTC

pretend you're talking to an old woman

2018-10-16 12:57:27 UTC

lookin at me

2018-10-16 12:57:33 UTC

Probably is

2018-10-16 12:57:34 UTC

keep it pleasant

2018-10-16 12:57:42 UTC

I'm sad

2018-10-16 12:57:46 UTC

I wish I was gay

2018-10-16 12:58:01 UTC

best thing to do is to just talk to women without expecting anything

2018-10-16 12:58:14 UTC

Hransrap can I fuck your twink ass?

2018-10-16 12:58:19 UTC

sure

2018-10-16 12:58:28 UTC

Guys I think I'm gay

2018-10-16 12:58:31 UTC

how's Friday?

2018-10-16 12:58:37 UTC

Shabat

2018-10-16 12:58:43 UTC

I'm on my period rn

2018-10-16 12:58:51 UTC

my asshole's bleeding

2018-10-16 12:58:57 UTC

Oof

2018-10-16 12:59:08 UTC

have you ever emptied out a tampon recepticle?

2018-10-16 12:59:15 UTC

have you ever waxed up your sister's legs?

2018-10-16 12:59:20 UTC

don't think so

2018-10-16 12:59:21 UTC

Can I just follow her to her house and strangle her while wearing a mask?

2018-10-16 12:59:22 UTC

gtfo

2018-10-16 12:59:34 UTC

gtfo

2018-10-16 12:59:36 UTC

gtfo

2018-10-16 12:59:37 UTC

gtfo

2018-10-16 13:00:03 UTC

amsalem jew disgusting specimen

2018-10-16 13:00:12 UTC

Buses are a great place to have a conversation tbf

2018-10-16 13:00:27 UTC

I had a good convo with this drugger on the bus once

2018-10-16 13:00:44 UTC

bus was heading through a council estate and this guy got on

2018-10-16 13:00:49 UTC

started talking to me

2018-10-16 13:00:54 UTC

had a good convo about legal highs

2018-10-16 13:01:31 UTC

Holyshit

2018-10-16 13:01:36 UTC

My employee

2018-10-16 13:01:56 UTC

Said that he tried so hard to find something negative about me but he didnt find anything

2018-10-16 13:01:59 UTC

Idk I hate hitting on girls

2018-10-16 13:02:10 UTC

I'm not autistic or anything I can have a conversation

2018-10-16 13:02:19 UTC

@saN employee?

2018-10-16 13:02:28 UTC

just dip your toe in the water

2018-10-16 13:02:30 UTC

Yeah i was working for 2 weeks

2018-10-16 13:02:34 UTC

How

2018-10-16 13:02:35 UTC

Work practice program

2018-10-16 13:02:37 UTC

Literally how

2018-10-16 13:02:38 UTC

you'll be fine once you're in the situation

2018-10-16 13:02:48 UTC

I have no idea what to say

2018-10-16 13:02:53 UTC

so you mean employer

2018-10-16 13:02:56 UTC

it's not about what you say

2018-10-16 13:03:00 UTC

What ever

2018-10-16 13:03:05 UTC

it's the energy you give off

2018-10-16 13:03:14 UTC

They gave me like 20โ‚ฌ worth og shit as a farewell gift

2018-10-16 13:03:50 UTC

just chat any old shit

2018-10-16 13:03:54 UTC

Hey Ik this is wierd but you're really cute and I'd like to take you out sometime

2018-10-16 13:04:01 UTC

How's that

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