<@&489560795240333323> sorry for pinging everyone but who is gonna be the healer for the undead/demons?

what the fuck

i mean its gonna be a big thing

if we get enough people there might just be 2 groups

since i cant do shit

i can't be up at normal usa times

1 filled with demons and the rest

also yeah we should agree on a time for each session

hmmm

i can be on pretty much all day

wow

if i wake up

It's gotta be saturday-monday

my only off days

Oof

I'm thinking Saturdays 7-8pm est

ok

thats good for me

I could be a healer if we need one

All depends

But also

Get a new character in mind just in case yours dies

don't have to make it yet

I can't do saturdays and fridays but good pretty much all other days

just get one in mind

Sundays?

yeah that's fine

same

it will also be bi-weekly

oh and we got a new member

dbitrofg

he can be on the humanoid team i guess

humies vs demies

I think right now we have 8 players and 6 finished characters

oh and i can use my lay on hands to cure diseases heal and do damage

Just need 3 for a campaign

@Alex Jones I think my spells haven't been set up yet

oh and

Yeah

and reading the wiki I can't seem to figure it out

so halp

I will

in a bit

❤

so i cant do anything to undead/constructs

no rush anytime is fine

@Fried you can

ok

lay on hands hurts the undead

mkay

just not on constructs

shhhmaybe

I haven't decided

yet

he'll yeah

gonna come in handy

flexing

might say no on constructs

but undead is fair game

doesnt make sense to have any effects on them

ye

whats so good about lay on hands tho

is i can do healing and spell damage

while undead you're burning the lgiht of your god into them

so its like double damage on undead

ye

going old school style

that is

if UNDEAD IS EVEN A THING

HOHOHOHOHO

heck

do demons count

nyet

fug

I looked some things up

you can heal them

ayyye

if you choose to

i can heal everyone now

however

there is a bit of corruption

nuhuh

look up what happens to a pally when he turns from the order

he turns into the new lich king

stobbit

no

please

<:hitlerdab:401044511809077249>

wasnt even going to heal them anyways

dirty demon fucks

oh and btw

you do anything illegal

OFF GO YOUR HANDS HERETIC

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Oathbreaker,_Variant_(5e_Subclass)

nooo

nnonono

your alignment changes as well

nooooo

So you can heal

but I'ma roll a dice

you gonna have fuuuuuuuuuuuun

include an event where the resolve of paladins are tested

and those who fail turn

FUCK

I NEED MORE WISDOM

Nigga

Joining a crew of demons is the event

KEK

😨

gotta put points into that soon as i can

is that your spell damage

idk

What's your saving throws

again

fug

turning into the antipaladin wont be that hard though

ye should dump some point into that

I never played pally but gm'd a few games with them

2/3 I've seen had to oath break

what was their wisdom

/all stats

Think it's for later spells

Just read all of your class stuff

So you know what you need to dump in

and idk

it was years ago

oh fuck dude

pretty much gonna turn into antipaladin confirmed

dwarves are thieves and shit so

and pretty corrupt

kek

probably

never know

dice decide everything

and you for the most part

well

lets hope i get a natural 20

kek

instant pass

But it will go off your actions as well

*inb4 one of them fucking demons slips me a corruption potion*

NIGER

all pallys are lawful good

thats fine

so you take part in killing a village and they were good people

but

what if i let others do it

but refuse to take part

Then you are standing by praying

but if their sinners

it's okay

ayyye

moradin my main man

hmm

could my holy item be a Sigil of Moradin?

ya yeet

it gonna be whatever god i make fits the slot

ok

but muh moradin tho

You gonna join this shit rice

@Fried Thankfully for you, Paladin isn't a Lawful Good clas anymore since 5e. To become an anti-paladin you just break your oath

fug

You get that at 3rd level

Is that how it works now

Yea

well then

guess im just gonna pull

Yall mind if i praise Moradin?

In Xanathar's, oath of conquerer is made for lawful evils

Just gonna seem weird for a pally to pal around with a bunch of demons

>Demons
Well shit.... there goes the planet

unless we get enough people to do what I want

>inb4 "RAILROADING!"

CHUGGA CHUGGA

But no I make all my worlds to accommodate the players

So if they evil

then we doing a evil run

Murder Hobo life

if their....*good* demons then it's a good run

>*good* demons
That would be meme worthy, demons that make pacts that force them to be good to the person they make it with and never murder them

ye

But I highly doubt that will happen

that sounds like an anime plot

I think I've heard of a plot like that before

Let's see if the stereotype comes true though, murder hobos by 3rd level

You'd be surprised how much dnd runs influence shows, books etc....

^

yeah I heard tons of fantasy archetypes/stereotypes come from dnd

A campaign I currently have running is infuenced by a former game I was a player in

I've done shit like that before

It is nice to revisit old areas

a few islands will be locations from my previous run tbh just for sake of writing new shit

and it's not like you all will know

I can see it now, someone is gonna get a nat 1 during a session when playing with fire and the boat will be turned to ashes

hahahahaahah

if only there was a 2d game but its D&D

I am literally going off of past experience when dealing with that one evil guy in the group

so i can experience it even more

turn based 2d RPG !1!1!1

It's a lot of fun

Can't wait for the new fags to roll nat 1's

<:AAAAA:411363529233268736>

What do you mean my character doesn't believe magic exist?

mmmmm

french dip with RC cola

>First roll
>Nat 1
>Pull out critical fail table
>00, they auto-hit ally
>they crit that roll
>get 00
>instant kill ally

rip

I've seen that happen

inb4 my pickaxe caves in teammates skull

actually

Cave in dio's

yes

Kek

make my life easier

do it yourself GM

Please don't tell me he is some half angel half demon....

no

I'm gonna be as fair as possible

vampire stand user

literally dio

ough

Ooof

ye

and he rolled like 4 16's

Jesus

one 15

and a 9

Yea he is going to be THAT guy

YUP

Is he at least a class that can't make use of most of those abilities?

because of his class and race he does if he rolls a 1 in damage he does 10

Divinity OS seems to be a very good match to the DnD gameplay style

both 1 and 2

Welp, GG

I think 1 even has an option to show all the dice rolls and stuff

really?

yeah Divinity OS 1 has a detailed description mode for its text box

@Linkueigman Yeah it wouldn't be bad if he didn't roll like a god

But I got meme's and ideas

All you ever need is memes

best meme yet