Water freezing in places it shouldnt

Like texas 😂

They remove the heaters from the gas pipelines. For the "environment". Abbott even got a stupid ass award for it.

The turbines froze and the gas for the gas plants froze.

I mean, if they were right about global warming, this wouldn't have happened right?

But.. weve had snow a decades worth this year alone

I just had some Clam Chowder from a can, everything in my fridge is probably spoiled.

Why didn't you put it outside?

I like shrimp.

Besides, if its fridge temperature inside. Chances are its still fridge temperature in the fridge

seems like northerner problems

All the bones are gone

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Am i the only one that likes shrimp

oh no!!!!

I like shrimp

Nice

people who consider shrimp seafood are not exposed to seafood 😛

I consider it good

They are just saltwater mudbugs

Food is food idgaf what you call it

shrimp, crab, and tuna are basically landlocked "seafood"

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Also delicious saltwater mudbugs

I love Salmon.

I love shrimp, crab, and tuna but I also love mahimahi, lobster, and ANY shellfishies 😄

Expensive, but delicious.

oysters especially raw 😋

I mean, my grocer usually has like 20 types of fish in the fresh case

But Houston isn't really landlocked

coho salmon is my favorite honestly 🙂

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this is scary

they are sooooo small and yummy

I cant do oysters, alas

The texture

you don't chew them... you just swallow them whole?

If it's edible, I like, I can eat anything.

scalops are good tooooo

My husband who isn't willing to put gas in 2 out of 3 cars is confused I made him fill 2 gas tanks up

I promise you I can find something you won't eat in my fridge right now 😉 lol

Last time I put one in my mouth I turned white as a sheet and ran. I couldn't swallow it

that isn't spoiled, it just makes most people gag thinking about eating such things 🙂

Put a dead rodent in there <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

oh no 😦

Except Oranges, I can't eat them.

My husband's stepmother eats guinea pigs

I mean racoon is good 🙂

pineapple 😛

I haven't got good access to raccoons, because I don't have a trash problem

I get super sick when I eat Oranges. Idk why, but I do.

Oranges are pretty good

I see you Deffo

They taste good, just I get sick afterwards.

Damn that sucks

I am giggling I asked my husband to open the package I got... and he put it over his crotch and brought it to me....

Sometimes I get a teeny bit queasy after eating cucumbers or green peppers

Probably too acidic. I cant eat them most of the time.

Aren't you supposed to be an example member?

Sounds about right

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@SnowWhite❄

sounds like a surprise

I am.... but it was PG

You, an example member? You're amazingly funny <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

Reminds me of a justin Timberlake skit <:TrollFace:788919899774779442>

I try to be... most of my comedy comes from being raised by 7 heathenous brothers

*Embrace bro culture*

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I said nothing

Meesh be eyeing the worst possible interpretation

@SnowWhite❄ <:pikatroll:592238943169150997>

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Snow White is hilarious

Hilarious(ly bad at being funny) <:LeoDecaprio:768140752525852742>

Dude, you would deny a female being funny any time you know they are.

and you're a butt

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It was a wordplay 😑

Hilariously cringe

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I still like shrimp

.warn @SnowWhite❄ no gore

<:Nervous_Monkey:797288817115267082> um

Band-aids gonna fix that?<:thinking:726878987837636698>

I felt that last night <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

.warn @trump hurt my feelings

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That gif makes me vomit

Is that a rotten tomato?

Hey! Only meesh can do that!!

Y’all are weird

Gen 2 is weird rn

says the dude with kanna as his pfp <:KEK:795742276549607456>

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