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2018-10-02 03:18:31 UTC

If it isn't listening to your voice and analyzing it for patterns how would it know when you said "Alexa"

2018-10-02 03:18:38 UTC

Mormons came to my door one day to reassure me that the world wouldn't be destroyed during the end times.

2018-10-02 03:18:47 UTC

That people would survive living the in earth.

2018-10-02 03:18:51 UTC

@Atkins even better, its SO much worse than that

2018-10-02 03:18:59 UTC

Yeah I know

2018-10-02 03:19:02 UTC

As for privacy with Alexa, you can bring up the data leaks.

2018-10-02 03:19:07 UTC

yeah it was a fun convo with my mom

2018-10-02 03:19:10 UTC

Or stuff like the Stasi. They'd know about that.

2018-10-02 03:19:12 UTC

I was just trying to get my foot in the door to explaining the problems with these devices though.

2018-10-02 03:19:12 UTC

I listened to their whole thing, twice. Then they asked me if it would be better if they didn't come back.

2018-10-02 03:19:15 UTC

shes an older lass now

2018-10-02 03:19:20 UTC

Or make analogies like people reading your mail.

2018-10-02 03:19:24 UTC

Or HAL from 2001.

2018-10-02 03:19:28 UTC

They don't get it man

2018-10-02 03:19:33 UTC

Back when Trump was calling MS-13 animals

2018-10-02 03:19:39 UTC

These are people who think dogs123 is a good password

2018-10-02 03:19:42 UTC

I first asked my mom "Did you hear anything about trump today?"

2018-10-02 03:19:43 UTC

"Yes"

2018-10-02 03:19:48 UTC

or tell your parents "do you really want it listening to you having sex or talking about your white supremacist ideas?"

2018-10-02 03:19:50 UTC

"About how he called people animals?"

2018-10-02 03:19:51 UTC

that'll get em

2018-10-02 03:19:53 UTC

"Yes."

2018-10-02 03:19:54 UTC

Then they wonder why they keep having weird charges on their credit card.

2018-10-02 03:19:58 UTC

"Did you hear about WHO he called animals"

2018-10-02 03:20:04 UTC

"Mexicans."

2018-10-02 03:20:06 UTC

"No. MS-13"

2018-10-02 03:20:11 UTC

"What?"

2018-10-02 03:20:23 UTC

"Mara Salvatrucha. It's a gang."

2018-10-02 03:20:32 UTC

I had this whole rundown with her about how she learns the fake version of any story.

2018-10-02 03:20:33 UTC

great gang

2018-10-02 03:20:35 UTC

just the best

2018-10-02 03:20:36 UTC

But it's no match for the amnesia.

2018-10-02 03:20:42 UTC

@Atkins, well in that case, you can slip a charge onto the card (spend $0.25 or something trivial) and show them what you did it. They'll get the message.

2018-10-02 03:20:43 UTC

She still hates Trump.

2018-10-02 03:20:57 UTC

Despite.. me being able to uncover the lie of anything she's heard.

2018-10-02 03:21:06 UTC

She's just too convinced of her own version.

2018-10-02 03:21:09 UTC

THAT'S A BOOMER.

2018-10-02 03:21:09 UTC

just say "Alexa, buy 30 big black dildos"

2018-10-02 03:21:15 UTC

yeah, that's the mainstream news version.

2018-10-02 03:21:22 UTC

how old is your mom?

2018-10-02 03:21:33 UTC

Boomers are hopeless to speak to like you could speak to someone your own age.

2018-10-02 03:21:52 UTC
2018-10-02 03:21:54 UTC

Old dogs do not learn new tricks.

2018-10-02 03:21:57 UTC

And stop asking me ages.

2018-10-02 03:22:02 UTC

what?

2018-10-02 03:22:03 UTC

why?

2018-10-02 03:22:09 UTC

Because I won't answer you.

2018-10-02 03:22:10 UTC

@pratel they've had to cancel multiple cards. They don't get computer security at all because they can't see beyond their comfortable small town life. The world outside may as well be Rand McNally to them.

2018-10-02 03:22:15 UTC

fair enough

2018-10-02 03:22:28 UTC

I'm in hell

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/496522332131688468/IMG_20181002_082647.jpg

2018-10-02 03:22:44 UTC

schwing

2018-10-02 03:22:46 UTC

Completely different world experiences making it impossible to communicate at all. Like talking to aliens.

2018-10-02 03:22:48 UTC

Coo.l Has it frozen over yet?

2018-10-02 03:22:52 UTC

I wish

2018-10-02 03:23:03 UTC

Found me a knife

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/496522478785658880/Pixlr_20181002083650399.jpg

2018-10-02 03:23:11 UTC

Trying to explain algorithmic censorship to a boomer? Impossible.

2018-10-02 03:23:18 UTC

This is still better than the UK

2018-10-02 03:23:19 UTC

remember, up the stream not across the river

2018-10-02 03:23:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/496522551435198465/When-Kramer-Gets-Blinded-Light.gif

2018-10-02 03:24:28 UTC

It sounds like you just don't like that your parents dont value the same stuff you do

2018-10-02 03:24:31 UTC

or give a shit about it

2018-10-02 03:25:20 UTC

well yeah?

2018-10-02 03:25:34 UTC

its a position of relative convenience

2018-10-02 03:25:40 UTC

the conversation was about explaining culture war problems to boomers to get their political support

2018-10-02 03:25:50 UTC

im aware of what it was

2018-10-02 03:25:52 UTC

i'm trying to take the position that it's really hard.

2018-10-02 03:26:00 UTC

Yeah parents are people too

2018-10-02 03:26:07 UTC

And they're vulnerable to "Got mine fuck you"

2018-10-02 03:26:11 UTC

Like social security for example.

2018-10-02 03:26:16 UTC

explaining culture war problems to MOST people is nearly impossible

2018-10-02 03:26:22 UTC

because they generally don't have the same experience and there's no common basis upon which to explain the problem.

2018-10-02 03:26:23 UTC

because why should they give a fuck

2018-10-02 03:26:34 UTC

Parents know that you won't be getting social security.

2018-10-02 03:26:46 UTC

they should give a fuck because we're about to abandon innocent until proven guilt in a court of law

2018-10-02 03:26:48 UTC

But they see this lack of freakout and go "Well. It'll probably work itself out"

2018-10-02 03:26:56 UTC

But they haven't worked out how.

2018-10-02 03:27:05 UTC

current parent's, myself included, know WERE not getting social security

2018-10-02 03:27:06 UTC

And neither have we.

2018-10-02 03:27:08 UTC

No one has.

2018-10-02 03:27:16 UTC

What the hell do we actually do when people can't retire anymore?

2018-10-02 03:27:21 UTC

?

2018-10-02 03:27:23 UTC

what?

2018-10-02 03:27:29 UTC

is that serious?

2018-10-02 03:27:35 UTC

Social security seemed like a curse more than a boon to me, for the most part

2018-10-02 03:27:36 UTC

I wasn't reading your fucking messages just because you cut into the middle of my sentences.

2018-10-02 03:27:43 UTC

Stop assuming I'm replying to you.

2018-10-02 03:27:54 UTC

im not assuming you are faggot

2018-10-02 03:27:57 UTC

I can see the purpose

2018-10-02 03:27:59 UTC

And there are cases where it's absolutely necessary

2018-10-02 03:27:59 UTC

im asking you a question

2018-10-02 03:28:18 UTC

learn what that looks like

2018-10-02 03:28:18 UTC

But it seems to inspire laziness

2018-10-02 03:28:29 UTC

And give people a reason to not get employed

2018-10-02 03:29:03 UTC

Social security becomes necessary when jobs don't pay enough to put savings away.

2018-10-02 03:29:14 UTC

Welfare is cannibalism.

2018-10-02 03:29:32 UTC

Because just dissolving social security seems to be out of the question.

2018-10-02 03:29:32 UTC

Would jobs pay that bad if the social security system was non existent?

2018-10-02 03:29:39 UTC

Exactly.

2018-10-02 03:29:45 UTC

That's a non-option.

2018-10-02 03:29:49 UTC

So what do we have left.

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