THE RANGE IS HOT

THE RANGE IS HOT

Can confirm does not work with 1911s

THE RANGE IS HOT

THE RANGE IS HOT!

Gib coochie

Why is the steppe so fucking a e s t h e t i c

Because you're hallucinating.

🅱enghis 🅱ahn

The greatest Chad in human history is my nigga Genghis

Ever just kill so many people you fucking counter act the sun

Yeah

I do it every night

Lmao

Remember kids
Train for the fight
Fight for your future

>tfw no 14.5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtbsb3swbcU

@everyone

https://youtu.be/YPQU3BPubpw

Mhm...

@Innaswamp how to ride a bicycle

I want to get a job

Bike courier?

Riding a bike and riding as a courier is a different ball park

To deliver shit Yh

Find a bike and cut the rear breaks

Multichain with trigger shifters

Brakes are irrelevant and luck is going to keep you alive

If you want to be hardcore fixed single chain with no wheel brakes

I don’t understand

What’s all this stuff

More or less strip a normal bike down and going fast

What’s multi chain like

Why no brakes

You won't need them

Or want to use them

Multichains are nice because they let you deal with muscle strain and elevation changes

Someone giving bad advice to someone who hasn’t ridden a bike before

Wait

Inazuma you do know how to ride a bike right

If you can't ride a bike don't be a courier

And don't try until you have a solid grasp of how traffic flows and what your body can take over time

I’ve never owned a bike before because I’m poor and my parents didn’t teach me how to ride one anyway

chirst

Ok then you aren't going to be a bike courier

Unironically get a 7 speed bike with a pair of training wheels

Go down to a bike shop and see what frames they have in your size

get a basket and take the froot for a ride

Hahaha

with the training wheels

get ribbon streamers too

*Unicorn bike*

No

Do not sadmin

;w;

Why I need 7 speed

You don't

And I don't know the common gear ratios in the uk

carry pervitin

use pervitin

transcend speed

🤔

>why have wheels at all?

Friction

What’s a good bike like

Depends on where you live

Dude you're going to get more out of going to a bike shop and talking with locals than you will here

Also I heard cycling is good for the lower body

But I want a second hand thing

Also you live in britbongistan so something that's good for wet surfaces

^

I run rain slicks because lmao Florida

can also use it in exchange for not being raped

Which reminds me I need to fix my bike

What's wrong with it?

I need to true up my front tire because I've got a partly bent rim

How much do bikes cost

You can get the cheapish

They vary

Is riding a bike stationary the same as on the road?

Is it like those cycling machines?

Yes and no

You won't get the terrain feeling or the feedback you would from a trail but the workout is the same

Couple years ago I went on a vacation up north in Maine with my parents and we brought the bikes, we had them on the back of one of the vehicles and on the way it hit a pothole and the bikes fell off

Mine just received some minor damages that I can fix if I just get around to it

The other two were beyond repair

F

Think it's mainly just the front wheel popped out of place

How are they out of repair

Is a ~2m drop that big?

This was some backroad in bum fuck nowhere

The rack they were on got loose and fell off when it happened

Or I should say the rack didn't necessarily fall off but unlocked I guess

imagining someone in an Inazuma costume riding a bike with froot in a Prinz costume sitting in the basket is oddly amusing to me

Agreed

Inazuma I've pinched bike tired on a <1m drop

.....someone draw that.

A shit landing can really fuck a bike

I've dechained myself going over rail tracks lol

@BSApricot my wife is grousing about her girl-hoodie because its form fitting and she cant hide in it like her boy hoodies...

i feel your wife on a number of levels

hoodies are for hiding in 💯

Like foreskin

Not exactly

I'd hide in my foreskin

**IF I HAD ANY**

Haha

Jew

Shut up

I will bulli

If yall ain't rocking an oversized hoodie for naps ya wrong

I keep one so I can wear my hat while napping

She's smol, but not Froot smol

160cm

What are you

Abuh?

>not wearing the superior trench coat

@CornfieldAnon Easy there Dylan.

i can put a hood on mine

Trench coats are not lounge-wear

What about over sized flecktarn parkas

As lounge wear or as a bum-coat

>tfw currently wearing trench coat as lounge wear

also, how long do i need to grow my hair before i can start pulling it back?

You drinking this now too?

nah, just vodka

should I?

@CNA Bitchboi YOU STOLE MY MEME
YOU SON OF A BITCH

It happens

@Sadmin is a nigger

No gaijin

Fuckers TOOK MY PRECIOUS EMDEN

My eye has been bothering me

Found this fucker

Apparently it's an internal stye

Ouch

I've gotten eyeball pimples before

Go to hobby store, buy hobby knife

Fine point

Stab it

Problem solve

*don't fucking slip*

Also made my GF watch me do this and she was fucking white knuckling the door

Sneezed on purpose just to #prank her shit

nigga

Dr says no pop, must suffer

Call him a fucking commie and bust it

Mine was in the top eyelid and that's even more annoying

A nice compress and keeping it clean, it should disappear on its own in a week

But as it's on the inside I don't see that happening

Knowing stubbs if he fucked up he could just up and fucking grow a new eye in a week tops.

Same

I should grow a dick eye

Shit would be lit

*Free colonoscopy time*

As long as it isnt that eye cancer that makes your eyes swell up and explode

Put some eye hurting juice in it

That's what I call most eyedrops

*ventilate it*

Nop

We live in a society

Coal is a big fgt

@Sadmin fight me

@Poltsexual I'll get a boner

Polt balloon

fugu no

N o

Don’t do this to me

** C U R S E D **

Release me from my suffering

This is so fucking old but good

Cursed

Hey look, a moron

https://mobile.twitter.com/aeonlamb/status/1052777579961176064

>discord has removed your ability to file a class action lawsuit unless done through an arbitration

https://gist.github.com/Rapptz/c93697c9d59ec2f0d8071b7d0e907632

This is some gay shit

Already been posted

You can opt out

Just sent the email

Delet this right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGi4j-bdcLk

Oh god those poor dudes

That's so pathetic

yes u

I'm gonna look for sauce on the tiny dick guy, I've only seen these in gif form

The reactions are great, you can tell that most of them are genuine

litearlly if I had a dick that small I'd kms

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere it's the same guy who gets hired specifically for his tiny dick

still F

F

god fuck

christ

I'm sure

Because every gif I've seen had been the reaction

I think so yup

They don't think Japan be like it is, but it do

I still want to see Inazuma operating a bicycle with training wheels and a Bismarck froot in a basket

same

but froot never did a Bismarck cosplay. just Prinz Eugen

better yet someone should draw that... bonus points if it's a .gif

Prinz is mini Bismark

So I'm dealing with high school kids today and I found one of our autists

Kid notices the hat and asked about an underwater basketweaving club

oh no

MLG Galil?

@Innaswamp answer me

Nigger shit has gone wrong and I'm running damage control

It was my S patch

wat

People fucked up and I'm fixing a multitude of problems

what patch

Seishou

oh

how old are thy