I'd rather move to finlan

its a meme, finland doesnt exist

fuck

you got me

yeh my mum decided to go to uni after she had another kid, so hes getting that privileged upbringing

bastard

I'm the test case

being oldest

same

oldest siblings best siblings

so my younger siblings get the good deals

I was an accident actually

my lil sis had it too good

kek for real?

the no condom child

I got 3 younger siblings

and they all get it good

Age gap is p big tbf

22>18>10>7

ngl

yeah im 21 and my brother is 9

forgot how old my lil bro was for a bit there

had to think

raise them to be well and not lil shits

I barely see em now since I'm away

naw they're spoiled brats

cause my dads loaded now

i messed up with my sis

I have another sibling somewhere in this country

fuck if I know where she is

lmao

my parents split but

I still see both

sis gets pushed tho cause my dad was like

im gonna do everything i did wrong with this wrong right iwth the other

Another fruit?

fuck no

she can die in a fire for all I care

Wow no bad blood between you at all

dont wanna wish that shit on fam

bad mojo

me and the 18 year old fight all the time

she lives with my bastard of a blood father

tbf

he can beat me up now

but still

we safe

eh if its a shit parent

Oh

tho sins of the father stuff

Froot best accident in recorded history

when I was born, my dad preferred his motorcycle, found a new woman

happens tbf

mine fucked off but not that bad

he spent money on a sports car instead of child support

Sounds like he needs a visit from us

Aye

owes my mum 60k

Sadmin

my brother got his sport scholarship at at uni doing rugger so he's jacked

Do we mobilize agent i?

anyway CAWFEE I NEEEED

How about tea

Tea is just worse coffee change my mind

Sadmin I will murder you in your sleep

You can try fgt I'll canoe you too

spent too long chucking it out of a boat or something

tea is a nice drink

tho if you need that juice™

coffee is where it at

Alright lads, Operation BritBong is in effect

We go across the pond and find froots dad, then we dab on him with violence

Fish and chips afterwards and we'll be home by christmas

And we dab on the fruit

Sound good?

Once we track him we deploy agent I as an initial contact unit then we deploy the Florida snatch and extraction team for asset recovery

Once we have acquired the packed we extradite to the countryside and proceed with interrogation and transferring all of his assets to the client

Transfer to the MD team, we have a network of safe houses for storage and interrogation

Nah we keep him on ice in international waters

Tru tru

I'll call my cali houseboat friends

Florida is just in charge of snatch and grab we make the handoff for interrogation

We will remain in country for a few days after to scrub the site and cover tracks

Froot we'll need you on site as the ops handler

Nah we keep fruit hands off

Plausible deniability

We contract some natives to create a distraction on the other side of town then do the grab. We get positive ID then extraction team is in the wind while the rest of us scrub the site and our presence

What's our infil/exfil?

aw I wanna go to Colossalcon so bad

We infil in groups of 2 over the course of 2 weeks, sporadic entry at random times and fights, post op extraction leaves on the same flight and scrubbers leave going deeper into Europe then home

Home in time for christmas

Total op time should take less than a month depending on how fast we find the target and map out his routines

holy shit someone make froot do the gween tea thing

froot

Say gween tea

i just sneezed my brains out

Fucking adorable

Like a puppy

Fruit confirmed cat-dog

next cosplay

Fucking do it

Get her twin to do one side

Sew their buttholes together

Frootcatdog

What the fuck

take your meds sadmin

Aint you ever seen euphoria

@BSApricot Ur not my mom

@BSApricot r8 muh lunch

is that a penis

is that motherfuckin sweetened iced tea

sadmin how firm were the potatoes

thats some fusion cuisine there

sticky rice, jackets and mac and cheese

and 🅱eans

and beans

hes probs shovelling it in as we speak

uhhh carbs

I was lazy and did pasta etc for dinner tonight

cba with ramen

had it too much

>discord randomly logged me out

Wat da fug

IT'S GOOD

I made it ***all***

SO WHEN YALL SAY YOU WORRY ABOUT MY COOKING

THIS IS WHAT YALL ARE MISSING OUT ON

I mean the average yanks food is prolly some ready meal tray shit

its not hard to make food ni🅱🅱a

so thats practical gourmet

Sweet potato casserole with walnuts and a caramelized crust

oof

Rice and stock

Mac and cheese bake

Mf beans and taters

Black eye peas with relish and ham hock

CHICKEN AND STOCK

I may die of a heart attack at 40 but I will die without regrets

Cause this shit is delicious

I EVEN GOT SWEET BRED

I cook a lot of stews

YEET

stews are good

make in bulk and keep for a few days

Aw

Much cute

Would yeet

10/10

my wig looks like real hair

You did a good job

froot boat

poodn

Fresh froots

goodnice

im rusty with makeup though

Just watch YouTube videos

fruit pudding

also sadmin how many cals are in that

I'd honestly rather not know

@Sadmin

Wut where did this channel come from

hell

Has it always been here?

*maybe*

Wtf

hahahah

it's new lmao

ump45 cosplay SOON™

YEET

ump45 ha🅱🅱ening

*oblatory chestlet joke*

fuck off cunt

idk why you look azn

Ching Chong

i look fruit actually

butt crack face

ye

TINY

awwwwww

Froot looks like my sister

I hate this now

awwwwww lil angery froot

@Sadmin look at the froot

I’m gonna yeet the froot

get in line fucko

Lmao

I ALREADY SAW THE FROOT

Lil nigga was in my dm's smh

Lil nigga froot

hahahah

It’s impressive how she puts up with this bullshit

it really is

I’d be threatening to shoot people

she wants to stab us all in the shins with a butter knife

Understandable

>Tries to buy a butter knife to stab us with
>Refused the sale cause she doesn't look like an adult so they think her ID is fake

^oof

<:GWfroggyJerry:398569911007576065>

<:oof:483708998399557642>

<:joi:435005691258732546>

<:oof:483708998399557642>

She's a saint for dealing with a bunch of morons

Saint Froot the Pious

Saint Froot the Patient.
Patron saint of tard guards and cosplayers.

And drawfags

takes a lot of guts to put up with insane amounts of autism

owo she did it

It was already here but it was at my parents house

Is that a custom from Epic militeria?

where you gonna wear it at?

Idk, the only con I have coming up is in November and I wanted to do UMP45 for then

But I might aswell finish these cosplay I already have

And get photoshoots of them

good luck owo

Yosh

I have a nutcracker for my Tanya cosplay

I'm Gunna tie a noose around it and hang it to my belt

Awwwwwwwww lil froot

Most adorable psycho loli/10

BEST PANZER FUCK YEAH

Sadmin get her the patch

I look like shit but I was trying to style the wig

Awwwwwwwwwww

Adorable

Maximum best panzer confirmed

I have the gas goggles too

But I gotta make the string on them larger

After that the cosplay is compweet uwu

*She said compweet*

I'm going into diabetic shock

Fuck that's so sweet

Fuck off cunt

Don't make me 3D print butter knives

End my suffering

@BSApricot Cut me mommy uwu

Fuck off

***Uwu***

Lemme pat

Murder me in your xm2010 cosplay