alison brie is jewish

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@wyatt

Short hair for life

@Johnathan Boone liking butts is literally shit-tier

@Johnathan Boone the most important thing is the soul, are you sure you're not a nigger

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check out my girlfriend (masculine)

Northern British Isles girls are top tier

@Convo how long has it been since the last time you went on a date

four years

No way

You're kidding me right?

yahwey

last date was with a 4/10 asian girl who wouldn't stop talking about her relationship with her mother

I saw her about two months ago and she really wanted to talk with me more but I said haha listen I'll call you

but i dont know her number

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Does that 4 years include times you've gone on a "date" with just a female friend?

I haven't had a friend in five years

im 21 and went to college at 17

I really have a hard time believing that

I had no friends in senior year

I had oneitis over a girl and my best friend sent her a picture of his 3 inch penis and she told him to fuck off

so he then told everyone that she was a slag monster evil bitch

and i defended her so I was thrown under the bus

but she was my gf after that

so I had no friends and a gf in senior year

and in freshman year in colege found out she'd been cheating on me the whole time with a 30 year old furry

so five years no friends

four years no dates

honest to god

Shit man, sorry to hear that. Ya gotta get back out there.

>california