Message from @Benis
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XD
Eyyyy I got the same vodka
That's why I drink *deathwish* coffee, with a shot of spirtyus
with two shots of those *"STOK"* things you can get at Cofairs
for extra caffeine
My old field barista used to make me deathwish
Not a bad brand
Field Baristas?
That's a thing? do tell
STORYTIME! YAY
I had a private that would bring a coffee set up and a jet boil to the field and I'd have him make me coffee.
did you tip him?
He earned the title of field barista
I let him take the first pick of MREs
good man
the chicken and rice MRE makes for a great lubricant
You need a jet boil or back pack stove to make those cold weather MREs
or a bag of fritos
I mean when it's cold we use the heaters in the MREs to warm ourselves. Just eat the thing cold.
If it's not frozen
I always heat mine up or just eat the snacks
Yeah like 90% of the time mine qont work. Best snack is that apple fritter thing
Or the carrot cake
10/10
Frozens are fine, they thaw in your hand. if you're talking dried, just eat it raw
stomach can
can't* tell the difference
Okay if I end up drunk enough
You have to heat them up with body heat and let it get oxygen. It's honestly worth it just because you might as well make things just a little bit better while you're out there.
make the mistake of eating a couple dried turkey dinners once.
Oooo I'll try that.
because my brain couldn't tell the difference
Shove the mre in my uniform for a while
But ye if I get drunk enough
Story teim
hmm. those moments.
*silence falls*
*moves to another channel until you get back.*
Palm hit the chat area while i was reading the messages
Top tier toilet entertainment tbh