Message from @Kurt
Discord ID: 339595832531877890
That's what I'll have my standard edition Louisville slugger for
In self defense
Self offense
Unironically, that's why I'm bringing a sheild
It's a defensive thing
That's why I'm bringing an RPG
lmao
For self defense
I'm bringing a suicide vest
For self-defense
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I am bringing my mg42
For self defense
WHITE ALLAHU ACKBAR
I'm bringing Molotov cocktails for self defense
MG42 is the best machinegun OF ALL TIME
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I'm bringing [the FBI has retracted this part of the comment] in self-defense
I'm bringing a canon
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I'm driving a Panzer to VA in self-defense
I am going to mount it on the back of a 94 Toyota pick up truck
For self defense
It has to be a hilux
I'm bringing 14 African children to use as a shield wall for our shield wall.
We're all going to be so fucked in court
Jokes on them
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"Umm, your honor, all that shit about doing violence and joking about it being in 'self-defense' was also a joke"
It's all a prank
just a prank bro
Spiders in water balloons
for self-defense
Dude isn't that such a good idea though
Yeah, because no one will do it
We legitimately feared for our lives and had to use the tow missile to protect ourselves
And if it happens
It will be antifa dropping the balloons on themselves
I'll just bring several h bombs for self defense