Message from @CLW

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2018-08-02 17:58:46 UTC  

Sam Hyde: Big Time Shooter

2018-08-02 17:58:56 UTC  

<:samhyde:402364785204920320>

2018-08-02 17:59:02 UTC  

Early picture of suspect

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/474637266296242176/image.jpg

2018-08-02 17:59:49 UTC  

Destiny should join the military. A tiny man with a big RATIONAL brain is a valuable asset.

2018-08-02 18:00:16 UTC  

It would also keep him away from children

2018-08-02 18:06:26 UTC  

@Nakura security forces are going to take him down

2018-08-02 18:07:33 UTC  

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

2018-08-02 18:09:53 UTC  

i like your twitter joe

2018-08-02 18:09:55 UTC  

good stuff

2018-08-02 18:40:05 UTC  

@Joe the boomer Lol. That Ashton tweet.

2018-08-02 18:40:08 UTC  

2018, when being 'traditional' means basic stuff like getting married and having a family. That's not traditional, that is being normal. How far we have fallen.

2018-08-02 18:50:20 UTC  

dame tu cosita

2018-08-02 18:50:22 UTC  

uh uh

2018-08-02 19:12:47 UTC  

reading Ashton birdies tweets is exceptionally blackpilling

2018-08-02 19:13:12 UTC  

this woman is considered "right wing" today kill me pls

2018-08-02 19:14:51 UTC  

dame tu cosita
uh uh

2018-08-02 19:14:56 UTC  

true

2018-08-02 19:15:04 UTC  

dame tu cosita
uh uh

2018-08-02 19:18:15 UTC  

that happens everytime i whip & nae nae : /

2018-08-02 19:20:47 UTC  

dame tu cosita
uh uh
dame tu cosita
uh uh
dame tu cosita
uh uh

2018-08-02 19:28:39 UTC  

did somebody say money longer ear rape alien

2018-08-02 19:32:04 UTC  

Wut

2018-08-02 19:32:09 UTC  

how to bypass twitter ban

2018-08-02 19:32:26 UTC  

Don’t shit post

2018-08-02 19:32:44 UTC  

Use Twitter like a decent human being

2018-08-02 19:33:14 UTC  

I made three new accounts that got banned within an hour after my original account got banned

2018-08-02 19:33:24 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-02 19:33:37 UTC  

I almost had 200 followers 😦

2018-08-02 19:33:40 UTC  

You must be a madman on Twitter

2018-08-02 19:33:50 UTC  

Damn that sucks

2018-08-02 19:33:56 UTC  

I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner tbh

2018-08-02 19:40:43 UTC  

love it when my irl lefty friends on fb remind me how big brained they are

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/474662855245955072/image.jpg

2018-08-02 19:44:00 UTC  

use google voice I heard

2018-08-02 19:52:20 UTC  

cause he listend to people like you

2018-08-02 19:53:05 UTC  

is Richard actually retarded

2018-08-02 19:59:05 UTC  

whats downie up to?

2018-08-02 20:04:29 UTC  

DEMS ARE THE REAL RACISTS CONFIRMED