PurpleFyrus

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2018-05-03 00:18:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

oh my gawd, its a where wolf!

2018-05-03 00:27:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

oddly enough, dogs can't contract HIV

2018-05-03 00:27:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

"yet"

2018-05-03 00:31:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

god damnit

2018-05-03 00:31:39 UTC [Sparta #general]  

now im gon have nightmares

2018-05-03 00:31:51 UTC [Sparta #general]  

about paying expensive dog HIV meds

2018-05-03 00:31:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

for my bitch

2018-05-03 00:32:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

because she got dry humped by Oscar the next door Dauschaund

2018-05-03 00:32:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Dachshund*

2018-05-03 00:32:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

#BringBackChastityBelts

2018-05-03 00:33:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i tried

2018-05-03 00:33:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

they fall off

2018-05-03 00:33:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

way to easily

2018-05-03 00:33:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

she's a small thang

2018-05-03 04:21:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

President of the Philippines would set em straight

2018-05-03 04:21:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i.e. pull a Rodrigo Duterte

2018-05-03 04:22:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

maybe not as blood lusty

2018-05-03 06:31:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i mean

2018-05-03 06:31:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

white guilt is a thing

2018-05-03 06:31:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

so why can't black guilt be so?

2018-05-03 06:31:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

^

2018-05-03 06:33:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i feel like theres a diff between "intentional" and "unintentional" anti-black in that case though

2018-05-05 06:01:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

bro, i live in Humboldt, literally can't run out of weed here

2018-05-05 06:01:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

and i dont even smoke lol

2018-05-05 06:03:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

oh fuk

2018-05-05 06:03:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

that sounds good

2018-05-05 06:03:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

remember when you could buy "Large" McFlurrys?

2018-05-05 06:03:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

and then all the fat people complained

2018-05-05 06:03:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

and now we can only buy smalls

2018-05-05 06:04:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

delish

2018-05-05 06:05:18 UTC [Sparta #general]  

orange soda is blech,

2018-05-05 06:05:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

orange cream however

2018-05-05 06:05:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

<:hboxNice:284209082351484928> .

2018-05-05 06:05:47 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i say "carbonated beverage"

2018-05-05 06:06:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

cola is only Pepsi, Coke, or Club Soda

2018-05-05 06:06:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

^

2018-05-05 06:07:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

nah, we are intellectuals

2018-05-05 06:07:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Pepsi hurts too much to drink tho

2018-05-05 06:07:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

thats why Coke is the best

2018-05-05 06:07:41 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i legit cry when i drink pepsi, because it hurts me much

2018-05-05 06:07:51 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Dr. Pepper is #1

2018-05-05 06:07:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

and i dont even like it

2018-05-05 06:07:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i just submit

2018-05-05 06:08:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i drink water

2018-05-05 06:08:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

and milk

2018-05-05 06:08:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

straight from the cow's tits

2018-05-05 06:08:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

chamomile

2018-05-05 06:08:51 UTC [Sparta #general]  

oh god

2018-05-05 06:09:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i drink hard cider

2018-05-05 06:09:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

because i live near a cider bar

2018-05-05 06:09:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

and its mandatory

2018-05-05 06:09:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

wine

2018-05-05 06:09:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

is like, less bitter vinegar

2018-05-05 06:09:32 UTC [Sparta #general]  

to me

2018-05-05 06:09:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

oh fuk

2018-05-05 06:09:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

1$ greatness right there

2018-05-05 06:10:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

bro

2018-05-05 06:10:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Scotch

2018-05-05 06:10:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

is the best

2018-05-05 06:10:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

crisps = rice crispies

2018-05-05 06:10:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

les steak frites

2018-05-05 06:10:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

hon hon

2018-05-05 06:10:47 UTC [Sparta #general]  

oui oui

2018-05-05 06:10:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

je suis un faggeutte

2018-05-05 06:11:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

sorry if ur french

2018-05-05 06:12:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Anyone like Vitamin Water?

2018-05-05 06:12:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Dragon Fruit is the bomb

2018-05-05 06:12:47 UTC [Sparta #general]  

yeah that was good too

2018-05-05 06:13:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i mean

2018-05-05 06:13:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

not all

2018-05-05 06:13:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

#NotAllBrits

2018-05-05 06:13:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

wot about those lot from Birminghamburlyopolis?

2018-05-05 06:13:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

wait

2018-05-05 06:13:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Portland

2018-05-05 06:13:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

maine?

2018-05-05 06:14:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

or oreogon

2018-05-05 06:14:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

lol

2018-05-05 06:14:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

the one in oregon is lame

2018-05-05 06:14:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

imho

2018-05-05 06:14:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

damn

2018-05-05 06:14:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

that sucks

2018-05-05 06:14:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Go Ducks

2018-05-05 06:14:51 UTC [Sparta #general]  

^

2018-05-05 06:15:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

bro

2018-05-05 06:15:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Wots that donut shop

2018-05-05 06:15:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

that everyone goes to

2018-05-05 06:15:20 UTC [Sparta #general]  

and has a mile long line

2018-05-05 06:15:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

taboo or somthing

2018-05-05 06:15:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

yeah

2018-05-05 06:15:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

thats is

2018-05-05 06:15:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

it

2018-05-05 06:15:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

im down the road

2018-05-05 06:15:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

humboldt

2018-05-05 06:15:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

ive always been here mate

2018-05-05 06:15:56 UTC [Sparta #general]  

just lurkin is all

2018-05-05 06:16:18 UTC [Sparta #general]  

this

2018-05-05 06:16:20 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i can get behind

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