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You read my message, and ignored it, why?

Why do you keep doing this? Why do you keep making other people have to corner you just to get you to stay in some kind of communication? You would think it'd be the easier option to follow along with everyone else. No one's trying to pull one over on you by getting you to go to workouts and projects. It's not a trick. Why are you treating it like one?

Hey, i just noticed the messages and oswalds call. I'm very sorry, i've been extremely busy lately with college and my new job. If you wanna work out maybe this tuesday could work? I'm free on that day.

If you're going to be busy, let us know!

We simply can't keep doing the back and forth hounding thing that we've been doing. Let's find a solution. You

Okay I want to figure out if we can avoid the comms gaps. Why don't you schedule a pre-ordained check in thrice weekly? Monday, Wednesday, Friday. You respond to any and all messages that pertain to you, so we don't have to play footsie. It's embarrassing when I have to call someone out for leaving us on read. It's juvenile. Let's find a better way.

Sound like a plan?

sure, sounds good to me

Alright, so let's do that. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Try setting some alarms. It helps.

Your objectives are: Pack/prep for event, Help @ house with production, fitness.

Heard you backed out of the event last minute for lack of oversight and care with your planning.

You are going to be suspended indefinitely, and I will make every effort to ensure no one from the organization ever contacts you for any reason for a similarly indefinite period of time. You have, in doing this, shown that you cannot be counted on for your word, or to act upon professed beliefs. Take this opportunity to inform any friends and family you have that they ought not expect you to ever go out of your way for them, to live up to any promises you may make, or to be what you have told them you are.

Instead you should be expected to be as a slug, an invertebrate pile of slime that meanders its way through an uneventful life. A slug, in the shape of a man.

Every iota can and would be forgiven the moment you decide to once again reciprocate every effort that has been vested in you to gather for you experiences, meaningful work, advice, counsel, and brotherhood. All that lies between you and everything we have to offer is, and always has been your own willingness to see beyond the length of your own petulant expectations.

I was in your precise position in life years ago, but I made a decision to be more than I was. Others have lost jobs, women, money, broken bones and been forced to move from one end of the country to the other. All for the cause, and by extension, you. No one ever asked them for that, and no one is asking for it now. All we ever ask of anyone is to show up, and you won't even give us that. The moment that changes, arms are open and all is forgiven. Until then, may you wear your chains gracefully.

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