Message from @R9b1t

Discord ID: 487496728145035274


2018-09-07 05:34:29 UTC  

Bi is part time gay

2018-09-07 05:34:34 UTC  

^

2018-09-07 05:34:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/487495896901353473/1513992516070.png

2018-09-07 05:34:42 UTC  

The prettier one in a gay relationship is going to be the one getting fucked

2018-09-07 05:34:51 UTC  

🤔

2018-09-07 05:35:10 UTC  

Not necessarily sometimes it's just the shorter one bc otherwise it looks weird

2018-09-07 05:35:59 UTC  

Say, weren't you referencing Good Christian Parents(tm) yesterday?

2018-09-07 05:36:07 UTC  

:-)

2018-09-07 05:36:16 UTC  

I mean they're very selective

2018-09-07 05:36:35 UTC  

I see

2018-09-07 05:36:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/487496445444751360/KOFwifq.png

2018-09-07 05:37:05 UTC  

They're also slightly racist and lectured my 14 year old brother not to sleep with the waitresses at her wedding next year

2018-09-07 05:37:11 UTC  

So yknow

2018-09-07 05:37:13 UTC  

Huh

2018-09-07 05:37:15 UTC  

Odd

2018-09-07 05:37:21 UTC  

Pretty insane

2018-09-07 05:37:24 UTC  

What

2018-09-07 05:37:28 UTC  

I can't wait to move out

2018-09-07 05:37:49 UTC  

Don’t sleep with the waitresses at “her” wedding

2018-09-07 05:37:56 UTC  

🤔🤔🤔

2018-09-07 05:37:57 UTC  

Who’s “her”

2018-09-07 05:38:16 UTC  

I'm so confused

2018-09-07 05:38:29 UTC  

Y'all illiterate

2018-09-07 05:38:35 UTC  

Her as in my mom, she's getting married to my stepdad-to-be. To sum up their insanity my brother punched me in the face the other week and I got told off for making a weird sound when I got hit

2018-09-07 05:38:52 UTC  

???????????

2018-09-07 05:38:58 UTC  

What the hell

2018-09-07 05:38:58 UTC  

So do with that what you will

2018-09-07 05:39:04 UTC  

You better grunt like a normal kid billy

2018-09-07 05:39:11 UTC  

Lmfao

2018-09-07 05:39:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/487497055271387136/BeatingChildren.jpeg

2018-09-07 05:39:30 UTC  

Smoke a cigarette billy tear up your throat into a better sounding one

2018-09-07 05:39:54 UTC  

Literally they're insane

2018-09-07 05:40:14 UTC  

I’ve been in a few servers with estranged parents

2018-09-07 05:40:47 UTC  

My brother kicked my bedroom door off the hinges and he was told he couldn't go on his bike for one night as punishment, he didn't even have to pay for the door

2018-09-07 05:41:06 UTC  

And I thought my parents were weird

2018-09-07 05:41:07 UTC  

I challenged them and they said "let him be a kid, we didn't micromanage you"

2018-09-07 05:41:12 UTC  

Yup

2018-09-07 05:41:53 UTC  

And for the record they did micromanage me since until about sixteen I couldn't choose my own outfits and until eighteen I couldn't choose my own haircut

2018-09-07 05:42:04 UTC  

Yeah there’s something wrong if that’s a levelheaded response

2018-09-07 05:42:25 UTC  

They're definitely nutty so I'm GTFOing first opportunity

2018-09-07 05:42:35 UTC  

You have my sword.