Message from @R9b1t

Discord ID: 487499351099179018


2018-09-07 05:46:05 UTC  

>can fish

2018-09-07 05:46:11 UTC  

Ableist

2018-09-07 05:46:12 UTC  

> eating fishhook because you can't afford fish bait

2018-09-07 05:46:23 UTC  

>eating caviar for dinner because your second butler can fish

2018-09-07 05:46:30 UTC  

> eating fish line because you can't afford the hook

2018-09-07 05:46:31 UTC  

>eating nothing because you can't afford a hook

2018-09-07 05:46:42 UTC  

>sticking the end of a fishing rod up your butt because your vibrator is out of batteries

2018-09-07 05:46:47 UTC  

gay

2018-09-07 05:47:09 UTC  

> eating air because you're a breathatarian

2018-09-07 05:47:31 UTC  

>consuming light because you undergo photosynthesis

2018-09-07 05:47:41 UTC  

>consuming

2018-09-07 05:47:46 UTC  

Capitalist pig

2018-09-07 05:47:49 UTC  

> consuming yourself

2018-09-07 05:47:49 UTC  

Reeee

2018-09-07 05:47:52 UTC  

>consuming your dead grandparents because you recycle

2018-09-07 05:47:59 UTC  

> ooch

2018-09-07 05:47:59 UTC  

>having parents

2018-09-07 05:48:18 UTC  

> sad because your parent's didn't even show up for your birth

2018-09-07 05:48:19 UTC  

Test tube baby wins the privilege game

2018-09-07 05:48:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/487499339850055680/1536252040908.jpg

2018-09-07 05:48:22 UTC  

>not feeding the bones of your grandparents to stray dogs because what goes around comes around

2018-09-07 05:48:39 UTC  

>implying you own the bones

2018-09-07 05:48:44 UTC  

>own

2018-09-07 05:48:47 UTC  

REEEE

2018-09-07 05:48:51 UTC  

We need to play cards against humanity sometime

2018-09-07 05:48:55 UTC  

Yeah

2018-09-07 05:48:58 UTC  

Host it

2018-09-07 05:49:04 UTC  

>owning cards against humanity

2018-09-07 05:49:10 UTC  

I wonder if there's an online CAG

2018-09-07 05:49:11 UTC  

I'm in bed right now

2018-09-07 05:49:14 UTC  

>implying we own it

2018-09-07 05:49:15 UTC  

There is

2018-09-07 05:49:16 UTC  

There is

2018-09-07 05:49:20 UTC  

CAG is boring

2018-09-07 05:49:22 UTC  

>not owning it

2018-09-07 05:49:26 UTC  

>owning

2018-09-07 05:49:31 UTC  

Pretend you're xyzzy is the website

2018-09-07 05:49:44 UTC  

>monkeying up for the sake of being a black girl who codes

2018-09-07 05:49:45 UTC  

So long and thanks for all the fish.

2018-09-07 05:49:57 UTC  

>black

2018-09-07 05:50:02 UTC  

>implying race is real