Message from @R9b1t

Discord ID: 493832224810991636


2018-09-24 16:59:40 UTC  

Not until you turn 18.

2018-09-24 17:00:12 UTC  

pffft this guy thinks he's a president or something https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1044260169620869120?s=20

2018-09-24 17:00:21 UTC  

According to US Federal Law, 18 to buy a shotgun or Rifle on your own. 21 for Sidearms.

2018-09-24 17:01:08 UTC  

Oh that makes more sense

2018-09-24 17:03:56 UTC  

Now State Laws are their own crack monkeys to ride your ass

2018-09-24 17:05:01 UTC  

Thought I'd share this here since people might not browse the shitpost chat as often

2018-09-24 17:05:08 UTC  

Kavanaugh has another accuser. If more people come forward with reliable stories, the far left is going to get a huge ego boost because they'll be convinced this is proof that you should always believe women, and any time we say "this accusation has no evidence," they'll just point to this and say "believe women." Fuck life

2018-09-24 17:05:34 UTC  

Maybe I should just get my license first, then procure my grandfather for a weapon in my future.

2018-09-24 17:06:19 UTC  

Parents don’t like guns. Father says he has depression, but I think he just needs to do something that makes him happy. Mother is just the liberal type, and is less informed on weapons.

2018-09-24 17:09:51 UTC  

I would tell you to go to a local "Gun Store" and ask there what the state laws are. They will provide you with a general outline that isn't lawyer cleared as far as buying a firearm in your state.

2018-09-24 17:10:40 UTC  

Alright I’ll find the time, always good to talk to someone directly about it. Especially someone whose living is firearms.

2018-09-24 17:11:31 UTC  

I make my living off firearms, I am a certified AR-15 armorer

2018-09-24 17:11:41 UTC  

Neat

2018-09-24 17:11:53 UTC  

Can I get some sort of reassurance or confirmation on what I said? It's a little frightening that anyone on campus could misinterpret something I do (like giving someone a hug for fucks sake) as harassment and ruin my life

2018-09-24 17:12:11 UTC  

Make them sign forms

2018-09-24 17:12:20 UTC  

That is pretty fucked up, @Matt-Kill723

2018-09-24 17:12:40 UTC  

hugging isn't against the rules

2018-09-24 17:12:48 UTC  

But you know how insane these people are

2018-09-24 17:12:52 UTC  

But then again I have always had a "No touchy policy" personally

2018-09-24 17:12:57 UTC  

*35 years later* “Do you have anything in your defense?”

2018-09-24 17:13:03 UTC  

“Yes I do your honor.”

2018-09-24 17:13:10 UTC  

*presents signed sheet of paper*

2018-09-24 17:13:24 UTC  

Facts are sexist though

2018-09-24 17:13:28 UTC  

*prosecution sweats*

2018-09-24 17:13:35 UTC  

Also internalized misogyny

2018-09-24 17:13:42 UTC  

Whatever that means

2018-09-24 17:13:53 UTC  

I'm a victim of myself

2018-09-24 17:14:04 UTC  

Which means I'm also the oppressor

2018-09-24 17:14:32 UTC  

I was also thinking leading more towards muskets because they can be scary to a home invader

2018-09-24 17:14:40 UTC  

@R9b1t the Irony is that I hate Stoner's 10/15 system

2018-09-24 17:14:44 UTC  

But I’d have to check a range for that

2018-09-24 17:14:57 UTC  

Can I get ceiling turrets in front of all my doors and windows

2018-09-24 17:15:09 UTC  

Check your local laws Yall

2018-09-24 17:15:19 UTC  

I also don't have a house

2018-09-24 17:15:37 UTC  

Can I set up a Mark X laser turret near by cardboard box?

2018-09-24 17:15:38 UTC  

I'm sure they'll let me install turrets in my dorm room

2018-09-24 17:17:14 UTC  

“Do you have any firearms in your car sir?”

2018-09-24 17:17:25 UTC  

“Yeah, I got a musket in the trunk. Wanna see it?”

2018-09-24 17:18:01 UTC  

Funny thing there, Black powder muzzle loaders are not "Firearms" under the NFA

2018-09-24 17:18:14 UTC  

@Matt-Kill723 hugs=rape