Message from @Undead Mockingbird

Discord ID: 497408282290421784


2018-10-04 14:00:08 UTC  
2018-10-04 14:00:12 UTC  

All good stories start with "Hold my beer."

2018-10-04 14:00:15 UTC  

Who’s responsible?

2018-10-04 14:00:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/497407627475681281/Doqoeb2X4AA562Y.png

2018-10-04 14:00:31 UTC  

lol

2018-10-04 14:00:44 UTC  

May I offer you an egg in these tryin' times?

2018-10-04 14:00:51 UTC  

You should never just roundhouse kick a woman in the street.

2018-10-04 14:00:54 UTC  

I keep seeing that meme.. is there video of it?

2018-10-04 14:00:55 UTC  

Yes poached please

2018-10-04 14:01:02 UTC  

Always start with a left hand jab first to throw her off balance.

2018-10-04 14:01:25 UTC  

Post videooooooo

2018-10-04 14:01:41 UTC  

ta

2018-10-04 14:01:55 UTC  

"he was aiming for the phone"

2018-10-04 14:02:00 UTC  

Soy Fighter

2018-10-04 14:02:08 UTC  
2018-10-04 14:02:22 UTC  

Streets of Soy: Deluxe Edition

2018-10-04 14:02:24 UTC  

TOO LATE GLOBALIST

2018-10-04 14:02:24 UTC  

“Kill them with kindness”

2018-10-04 14:02:32 UTC  

She should have said “morning after pill”

2018-10-04 14:02:55 UTC  

Tofu Kombat: Brutal Version

2018-10-04 14:03:07 UTC  

lol.. i shouldnt laugh.. but that little jump at the beginning was like... "wa's he doing...?" then bam

2018-10-04 14:03:25 UTC  

he's kicking nazis

2018-10-04 14:03:28 UTC  

what a brave hero

2018-10-04 14:03:43 UTC  

Apparently he snatched her badge and ran away later

2018-10-04 14:03:52 UTC  

Yeah if she’s a woman it’s going to hurt her

2018-10-04 14:04:02 UTC  

I honestly thought purple hoodie was a woman at the beginning

2018-10-04 14:04:10 UTC  

"I meant to kick your phone"

2018-10-04 14:04:16 UTC  

And?

2018-10-04 14:04:25 UTC  

"Soy Fighter New Champions Edition"

Available for PS4, Nintendo Switch, and X-Box 369.

2018-10-04 14:04:25 UTC  

These people are pretty dense

2018-10-04 14:04:45 UTC  

Their parents must have always said “it’s okay if you meant to do X”

2018-10-04 14:05:04 UTC  

I don't think he had a dad

2018-10-04 14:05:14 UTC  

He probably had two dads

2018-10-04 14:05:15 UTC  

I bet he had two.

2018-10-04 14:05:21 UTC  

LOLOLOLOL

2018-10-04 14:05:29 UTC  

great minds think alike

2018-10-04 14:05:30 UTC  

Canadians, beat yo kids

2018-10-04 14:05:34 UTC  

Yeah yeah

2018-10-04 14:05:50 UTC  

Hey cool I have a flexible pencil

2018-10-04 14:06:04 UTC  

a penicil