Message from @Undead Mockingbird

Discord ID: 497407761211064330


2018-10-04 13:58:02 UTC  

That would be epic

2018-10-04 13:58:22 UTC  

Those women always sound as if they are some kind of fragile leafs being blown about by the whims of the universe.

2018-10-04 13:58:31 UTC  

Hey this reminds me of the cereal incident

2018-10-04 13:58:40 UTC  

Your legs just happen to carry you in some direction?

2018-10-04 13:58:47 UTC  

Where you go get the drinks

2018-10-04 13:58:48 UTC  

You cannot say no? You cannot take responsibility?

2018-10-04 13:58:56 UTC  

Then someone comes up behind you just as drunk

2018-10-04 13:58:57 UTC  

You were "made to do X"? Grow up.

2018-10-04 13:59:03 UTC  

Who’s responsible?

2018-10-04 13:59:15 UTC  

the man of course

2018-10-04 13:59:33 UTC  

And if the man is not responsible, find the nearest man you can blame.

2018-10-04 13:59:37 UTC  

Fuck it lets just say anyone who drinks is immediately absolved of responsibility for anything they do

2018-10-04 13:59:46 UTC  

ok

2018-10-04 13:59:58 UTC  

Time to go full purge day.

2018-10-04 14:00:08 UTC  
2018-10-04 14:00:12 UTC  

All good stories start with "Hold my beer."

2018-10-04 14:00:15 UTC  

Who’s responsible?

2018-10-04 14:00:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/497407627475681281/Doqoeb2X4AA562Y.png

2018-10-04 14:00:31 UTC  

lol

2018-10-04 14:00:44 UTC  

May I offer you an egg in these tryin' times?

2018-10-04 14:00:51 UTC  

You should never just roundhouse kick a woman in the street.

2018-10-04 14:00:54 UTC  

I keep seeing that meme.. is there video of it?

2018-10-04 14:00:55 UTC  

Yes poached please

2018-10-04 14:01:02 UTC  

Always start with a left hand jab first to throw her off balance.

2018-10-04 14:01:25 UTC  

Post videooooooo

2018-10-04 14:01:41 UTC  

ta

2018-10-04 14:01:55 UTC  

"he was aiming for the phone"

2018-10-04 14:02:00 UTC  

Soy Fighter

2018-10-04 14:02:08 UTC  
2018-10-04 14:02:22 UTC  

Streets of Soy: Deluxe Edition

2018-10-04 14:02:24 UTC  

TOO LATE GLOBALIST

2018-10-04 14:02:24 UTC  

“Kill them with kindness”

2018-10-04 14:02:32 UTC  

She should have said “morning after pill”

2018-10-04 14:02:55 UTC  

Tofu Kombat: Brutal Version

2018-10-04 14:03:07 UTC  

lol.. i shouldnt laugh.. but that little jump at the beginning was like... "wa's he doing...?" then bam

2018-10-04 14:03:25 UTC  

he's kicking nazis

2018-10-04 14:03:28 UTC  

what a brave hero

2018-10-04 14:03:43 UTC  

Apparently he snatched her badge and ran away later

2018-10-04 14:03:52 UTC  

Yeah if she’s a woman it’s going to hurt her

2018-10-04 14:04:02 UTC  

I honestly thought purple hoodie was a woman at the beginning