As far as news media is concerned

You must be a rapist.

I don’t like beer but I’d drink it again

Beer is rape juice.

Everybody knows that.

Kavenaugh groped my ass behind Arby's

Mine too.

I’m going to get a girl intoxicated and then drive her home because I’m a respectable male

Have you contacted your senator, yet?

That's respectable

Girls can't make decisions for themselves.

I would have nonconsensual sex with her first though 😂

Whenever women tell their stories of victimhood and they contain lines like "And then I found myself walking to the party." I call bullshit in big, red letters.

That would be epic

Those women always sound as if they are some kind of fragile leafs being blown about by the whims of the universe.

Hey this reminds me of the cereal incident

Your legs just happen to carry you in some direction?

Where you go get the drinks

You cannot say no? You cannot take responsibility?

Then someone comes up behind you just as drunk

You were "made to do X"? Grow up.

Who’s responsible?

the man of course

And if the man is not responsible, find the nearest man you can blame.

Fuck it lets just say anyone who drinks is immediately absolved of responsibility for anything they do

ok

Time to go full purge day.

https://youtu.be/nJtxMnvY3_4

All good stories start with "Hold my beer."

Who’s responsible?

lol

May I offer you an egg in these tryin' times?

You should never just roundhouse kick a woman in the street.

I keep seeing that meme.. is there video of it?

Yes poached please

Always start with a left hand jab first to throw her off balance.

Post videooooooo

@wacka https://twitter.com/alphavfx/status/1047547356089122816

ta

"he was aiming for the phone"