an artist!

Ah.

Just come in with your 46284628358 page essay and make it rain

lol

BS artist.

I thought you were tryign to print a protest sign.

A friend of mine used Comic Sans. He became a second rate web designer.

Another friend of mine never learned to spell. He's with BLM now.

OH BURN!

SAVAGE!

lol

I remember in elementary school we had to make title pages for shit. I'd always get awful marks because I couldn't draw for shit. My friend who also couldn't draw for shit started making them using word art and clip art
10/10
Lesson learned

Aye.

I ended up working in the one profession I never learned about in school: software engineering.

Thanks, public eduction system!

pretty sure that was called keyboarding class. 😛

Hour of work = middling marks. 10s of copy paste = top marks. Sums up public school pretty well tbh

OH, right.

Yes, there was something like that.

Keyboarding.

sums it up exactly,

When i was in highschool when my dad asked what i did that day i'd literally respond "Cut and paste"

I think our teacher eventually grasped e-mail.

High school was the most time I have ever wasted on anything in my life.

Right after World of Warcraft.

Highschool was only useful for Mathematics and Shop-class

The rest was a dead waste

No potato left behind.

I outperformed my English teachers, cuz i learned english from Gaming/tv 😛

I never grasped dutch 😓 which is kind of "ehh..." as a dutchman

https://twitter.com/bodleianlibs/status/1047769358330675200

Oh, English isn't your native language?

I was wondering why you didn't suck at it as much as normal.

I live in the Netherlands, Dutch is my native language, English is a 2nd, but i vastly outperform my dutch in grammar and phrasing 😛

fun fact: I failed my English finals, cuz my answers were too long -.-

I remember blitzing English in grade 10 and some of my classmates needed an audio book to keep up

It became my nap class

Seriously who takes more than a weekend to finish To Kill a Mockingbird? None of those people should have passed

English is good to have. It probably opens up the most literature to you out of any language.

enthusiasm for your work is hardly rewarded, keep that in mind

I want to learn Chinese next.

Ching chong ping pong

*Arrested for racism*