Message from @Tornzy

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2018-10-05 15:58:06 UTC  

@Dr.Wol bullets will just get trapped in her gravitational field and orbit around her for infinity

2018-10-05 15:58:18 UTC  

noice

2018-10-05 15:58:21 UTC  

JFK is still alive #changemynind

2018-10-05 15:58:22 UTC  

Not my fault if JFK is such a wuss.

2018-10-05 15:58:36 UTC  

JFK was a legend.

2018-10-05 15:58:44 UTC  

JFK didn't want to live hard enough

2018-10-05 15:58:47 UTC  

If you can't recover from a little head wound, you're not fit to be president in the first place.

2018-10-05 15:58:51 UTC  

Banging Marilyn Monroe.

2018-10-05 15:58:55 UTC  

his willpower alone should've stopped the bullets

2018-10-05 15:58:58 UTC  

What's your follow up act?

2018-10-05 15:59:00 UTC  

JFK interfered with canadian elections and died for it

2018-10-05 15:59:06 UTC  

^

2018-10-05 15:59:14 UTC  

Damn leafs.

2018-10-05 15:59:20 UTC  

How so?

2018-10-05 15:59:23 UTC  

Leaflandanoids

2018-10-05 15:59:32 UTC  

@Tornzy And don't you forget it. The maple syrup mafia is comin' to get you too if you step a toe out of line.

2018-10-05 15:59:48 UTC  

JFK died the exact same year he meddled in canadian elections

2018-10-05 15:59:50 UTC  

You guys are angry that we got Alaska from the Russians.

2018-10-05 16:00:05 UTC  

@Inquisition is the maple syrup mafia more dangerous than the dairy cartel?

2018-10-05 16:00:06 UTC  

@Undead Mockingbird Palin's from Alaska. You can keep it.

2018-10-05 16:00:16 UTC  

Nah, you can have Alaska, just give the Yukon their beach front

2018-10-05 16:00:16 UTC  

Hey, BTW, do you guys know what the shortest distance between the US and Russia is?

2018-10-05 16:00:34 UTC  

The closest point between modern day Russia and the US is just 40 miles.

2018-10-05 16:00:36 UTC  

@Dan V Depends if you drink milk obnoxiously in public or not.

2018-10-05 16:01:00 UTC  

the distance is 1 russian bot

2018-10-05 16:01:12 UTC  

I am talking about a pair of islands.

2018-10-05 16:01:47 UTC  

They have the Big Diomede we have the Little Diomede.

2018-10-05 16:02:03 UTC  

You can actually see Russia from the US on a good day, I think.

2018-10-05 16:02:19 UTC  

They are only about 40 miles apart, AFAIK.

2018-10-05 16:02:50 UTC  

Are you saying that the USA is a Russian bot?

2018-10-05 16:02:53 UTC  

Wait, I was wrong!

2018-10-05 16:03:00 UTC  

The closest they are is just 2 1/2 miles.

2018-10-05 16:03:29 UTC  

Porch-viewing distance.

2018-10-05 16:03:33 UTC  

this is a pretty old article

2018-10-05 16:03:35 UTC  

but holy shit

2018-10-05 16:03:48 UTC  

https://www.advocate.com/commentary/2018/1/26/offended-over-pink-hats-sometimes-it-aint-about-you getting offended doesn't matter anymore if you're not on our agenda

2018-10-05 16:04:06 UTC  

I thought getting offended was their entire party's philosophy

2018-10-05 16:04:13 UTC  

I wonder how trannies are going to fare in all of this.

2018-10-05 16:04:20 UTC  

TERFs are starting to act up more and more.

2018-10-05 16:04:41 UTC  

Now, mainstream feminists seem to be increasingly calling out trannies for their unhinged behavior.