Why.

Right down to the name

"Rise of"

Cos it's 2018

You fucked up from moment one with this "Rise of" shit.

Name a single good thing that has that in the title.

Rise of the tomb raider

I'm pretty sure that wasn't too bad

Do the ninja turtles need to rise. Like.

How is that a significant thing.

The 2014 tmnt was actually really good

What happened to them that they need to rise from.

it was dark, and interesting

Aside from a couple of Bay movies, they've weathered pretty well.

and I really liked the new Leatherhead

`April O'Neil was announced to be changed into an street wise African-American teenage girl in the new cartoon, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, coming in 2018. Kat Graham is to voice "April O’Neil, the Turtles’ most trusted ally, as a street savvy native New Yorker who is always ready to join in the fun."`

No idea why they cancelled it/

Thank you, Wikipedia.

I still prefer the cajun

"Always ready to join in on the fun".

Sounds REALLY degenerate.

To keep April involved in the story, without kidnapping her all the time, she has to be extremely mischievous and "strong woman"

The animation was great, the music was great

The 2014 version was almost as good, if not better than the original

They're completely different things.

But nah, fuck that, let's call some tumblr artists and make a cheap flash cartoon

Cos that always works

1987 was a big goof.

That is brilliant ad libbing and it's what made the show watchable for adults.

They were legitimately funny.

So much of the show was ad libbed.

So good

I was introduced to Karai in a strange way

https://youtu.be/ebEsn2ZlKHE?t=25s

Look at how fuckin weird she is

Wtf is happening right now miss scribble spreading furry propaganda

just another normal day in the timsphjere