Message from @Fireball Bastard

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2017-05-13 13:44:36 UTC  

it's called a c-section

2017-05-13 13:44:50 UTC  

Women's size has nothing really to do with how difficult a pregnancy is.

2017-05-13 13:45:04 UTC  

Are those really that safe? I was under the impression those were popular because they were painless.

2017-05-13 13:45:04 UTC  

Really?

2017-05-13 13:45:09 UTC  

No

2017-05-13 13:45:17 UTC  

C-Sections are basically cutting open the belly

2017-05-13 13:45:19 UTC  

Without sedatives

2017-05-13 13:45:21 UTC  

I know.

2017-05-13 13:45:23 UTC  

Most babies are born between 5 - 10 pounds.

2017-05-13 13:45:26 UTC  

Wait... without? o.o

2017-05-13 13:45:30 UTC  

Yeah

2017-05-13 13:45:31 UTC  

Without

2017-05-13 13:45:32 UTC  

>without

2017-05-13 13:45:34 UTC  

No, they use sedatives.

2017-05-13 13:45:35 UTC  

that's retarded

2017-05-13 13:45:46 UTC  

Well, they give circumcisions without them.

2017-05-13 13:45:50 UTC  

At least that's what I was told by a couple of baby boomers

2017-05-13 13:45:50 UTC  

Poor kids.

2017-05-13 13:46:00 UTC  

It's a thing they apply to the belly, like a yellow sorta solution, it's going to numb everything.

2017-05-13 13:46:11 UTC  

Oh

2017-05-13 13:46:14 UTC  

Yeah, but it nulls the pain, right?

2017-05-13 13:46:20 UTC  

Not sure what it's called, but I took human growth and development, so I know about it.

2017-05-13 13:46:21 UTC  

Yeah.

2017-05-13 13:46:21 UTC  

If so, it's technically a sedative, I think.

2017-05-13 13:46:37 UTC  

It's a sedative you apply to the surface of the skin.

2017-05-13 13:46:50 UTC  

I wouldn't know

2017-05-13 13:46:53 UTC  

tho i've heard we really shouldn't be having c-sections, because evolutionarily speaking, the birth canal will become smaller due to babies not wedging their heads through them

2017-05-13 13:47:08 UTC  

Well -- Sorta...

2017-05-13 13:47:13 UTC  

That sounds like a good idea not to have them

2017-05-13 13:47:23 UTC  

Vaginal births are a good thing because it sorta squeezes all of the fluid out of the babies lungs.

2017-05-13 13:47:36 UTC  

Yeah, but that wouldn't really affect you on a genetic level whether or not you had a c-section.

2017-05-13 13:47:42 UTC  

yea

2017-05-13 13:47:54 UTC  

Plus, the baby's head collapses to get through the vagina so everything is set up for vaginal birth.

2017-05-13 13:48:08 UTC  

collapses?

2017-05-13 13:48:17 UTC  

The only way that would make sense if it natural selection kicked in and women started dying in childbirth again- to which I say "fuck natural selection".

2017-05-13 13:48:20 UTC  

Collapses? O.o

2017-05-13 13:48:34 UTC  

babies make a 90 degree turn in the canal to get otu

2017-05-13 13:48:49 UTC  

Yes, lol. Funny enough babies heads are mushy, so they can get through the vagina, and when they finally come out their head sorta hardens up except the very top of the head. That comes later on in life.

2017-05-13 13:49:18 UTC  

Until then you have to be very, very careful not to touch the top of an infants head.

2017-05-13 13:49:38 UTC  

Yeah, from what I understand, babies are all cartilage when they're born, and gradually it turns to bone.