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ᵘʷᵘ whooPs fUCK ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
⊂ヽ
　 ＼＼ my egg
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 >　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼fell out
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　　/　/ 💦
　 /　/| 🥚
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ᵘʷᵘ 💦 fUCK ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ

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ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a CUM EGG alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a fucking blue whale.

Oh God I can smell it.
sniffffffFfffFfff

The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm

gargling noises
drowning-
slip
in-
more thick eggy gargling
-cumegg!
dial tone

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place 🥚
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
Whoops
uwu uwu uwu

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uwu busted uwu

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; / my '; , _',
\ / cum
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Egg " . "
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lﾉ┘ my egg

　 ∧∧
⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
　ヽ ⊂二/
　(⌒) / 💦🥚

／　　　　 ＼　fell
|　　●　　● | whoops
＼　　 ＿＿ ／ out

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry💦

@everyone

..... Maybe I was to quick with that one

@TacticalBeard ok boomer

I wish I was a boomer so I could retire

This is sacred knowledge

Hmmmmmm I said pastebin

Im the kind of boomer you want

weaponized autism armed baby boomer

nice

Not Boomer enough to be 1911 2 wirld worz fudd Boomer, old enough to barely be considered one

Those people were called the greatest generation

for some reason

Technology retarded I think

ye

Dammit what's the next step in my training?

@Walter Sobchak figure it out

@Walter Sobchak go to a freemason library and learn everything

@everyone
Read up, apparently it kills by multiple organ failure, also fills the lungs with mucus.
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/03/04/china-approves-a-treatment-for-covid-19-complicati.aspx

https://capitalisteric.wordpress.com/2020/03/08/coronavirus-blunt-truth/


https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/why-some-covid-19-cases-are-worse-than-others-67160

oof

There’s a rumor this thing can spread via water too, it hasn’t been confirmed yet

As much as I hate to say it with how stupid people are RN the state may be the only way to stop it's spread.

My wife said she got some cdc info that it also possibly live for up to 9 days and every new sample has lived longer. There’s 2 possible reinfection cases now too.

Also patients who recover from coronavirus testing positive again and showing no signs of the illness days later, this shit could possibly be airborne hiv.

@booglooman92 {OH} great, so idk how long I need to quarantine items that come from infected zones

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist 20 days to be super safe. 15 would still be safe though. The news this morning said 500 pep have it in the us and 25 have died over the weekend

Great, so my BCG and ballistic goggles get a month in the hole. And I still have yet to get my upper and lower parts kits

Where are you ordering from

PSA

The goggles from Amazon came straight from new york

@everyone this dude is pissing off the state and MSM, he is worth giving a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRgTUN1zz_oeQpnJxpeaEkFimDeepqyWf