But those bastards don’t let me get a sip

Oh, tequila....tequila is lit

You won't get a hangover if its 100%

I know

Oh one of my best friends is a Mexican fella named Paul, hes a total redneck boi and we get drunk as hell. He'll give you da beer

Makers mark select over ice here. I just need a fire

I have a friend like that too

Dude has the most beaner name but is pale and based af

I'll shut up about my southern family and culture.....just this once because jealousy sucks and I don't wanna afflict you

Sigh..it time to eat or throw this away...I hate them but they could be a life saver. Commercial ready to eat meal are so much better but so much more. I get a case off the back of a “truck” for beer money

They usually good food

Whoa I’ll buy some off you

Tread on those who tread on you

I'll take my meat fresh thank you very much.

@Das ist gut I get Constipation no matter how much water I drink.

Oof

Fuck yea then you shit the mre log

rip

Lets get @Emporonico drunk

@Soulless it’s like the ultimate colon cleanse diet lmao

Okay, just once

Coffee wins the colon cleanse.

Cause I have been making plans to go to Virginia for a while

It’s something forsure pretty sure it’s no cleanse

Dead ass coffee does the trick

@Emporonico absolutely come hang in the boog land my bröther

Coffee is the shit

The western front......

Its my morning get me to work

Come join the western boog front.

Shieet, ight. I gotta get my car fixed

Same here

The boog front

Be a boogie amoung boogies

I had to fix mine too

@Soulless I was so constipated from mre’s when I was trying to eat my last expiring batch I literally was constipated for a 3 days and took a 3.5 lb shit lmao.

Ehays wring with yours

Oh shit lmao

That's a shit

I fix car