shit, in the 80s every kid i knew wanted to be michael jackson. but muh racism

which russians

mongolian russian or nordic russian?

Replace race with SUN ARMOR and see how ridiculous (and yet accurate) the conversations get.

the vodka russians

you mean the norse

after the norse sailed across the baltic sea and fucked russia for a while

lol

This man is our hero

It's like when you replace God with "Luck"

hence the russian language, and uhh... genetics

The sentences tend to work out.

But it makes the sentence silly.

Just sayin

i swear to luck ill never do that again

wat

luck damn it

you aint right with luck

luck is watching

Yeet?

russian sounds like a generic slav language to me

luck damn you to hell

where do you think half their words come from?

Serbia is redneck Russia

The thing is with "God damn" is that "(Name) damn" is dodgy grammatically.

I’m considered a redneck in 2 nations now

heck, look at vladimir putin

vlad = ruler imir=ymir, the primordian frost giant

putin = the way

names like olga = helga = beautiful

siberians are practically norwegian

XD

ivan/ivar

mmhm

**HINGA DINGA DERGEN**

Honestly, if Russia would act more like Norway

Ok, I felt like that needed to be said.

i mean

Sorry.

if sweden would act more like norway

LOL