That’s not a job

😐

Cute.

Realize that if I had a job, at this exact moment, this puppy would die.

if he dies he dies

Hardly.

That’s bullshit

Alright I'll allow you to start giving me rope.

Keep talking.

Does a university degree in Sweden mean anything if I moved to the US?

Also I’ll dox you with a pair of timbs on just watch

How cute is the puppy though.

i mean

idk my best friends dad was swedish

@Timcast crazy people on Twitter who somehow think this isn't a public platform crack me up

I would anihhllaatee the puppy.

and a lawyer

./shrug

I would start stomping and never stop.

Like would I have to go to study American law?

awwwwwwwwwwwww

It looks like it has something wrong with it

Awe

im really not sure

i'd imagine

Idk why it’s so small

Yep come here poochie

Put it out of its misery or something Jesus Christ

Are university degrees taken into consideration if I want to migrate?

Ehhh

im american without one anyways

I’d probably kill it even if it didn’t mean I got rich

Depends on the place I think

That’s just sad to look at

and the degree

What cause it isn't an overweight peice of shit like your dog?

devolved ass wolves

no one cares about an arts degree

Let's say I wanted to move to Florida, and I have a Swedish law school university degree