"we do not have a functioning media" <:WaitWhatArmy:590858815189024778>

are they trying to lump in the bbc license shit in with this because BOY is that a nuclear take, go reply and ask them if they're okay with the bbc extorting money from old folk

Oh shit I didn't know occupied Rhodesia rejoined the Commonwealth

...bruh?

should i make my pc black and white?

rhodesia is british

https://imgur.com/9CpdUhG

Occupied Rhodesia left the Commonwealth in 2003

Didn't know it rejoined

You're telling me that these fuckers haven't hit their peaks yet? @Hopix

isnt that from the press conference they had

dunno tbh lol

too thick or tired to even understand it

Without numbers on the side it's next to worthless anyway

lol

basically because they have quarantine, a lot of their pop is uninfected, so the virus has a good chance to spread back to them

causing the 2nd peak

ah right

Yeeeeeee don't they want to extend that curve out much more tho

causing a second rapid outbreak

Like spread it over as long of a period as they can

went to asda today, shelves looked ransacked, people are fucking mongs

it's implying there's a 100% certainty of containment failing

@Cadbal it's what we planned for

it has like a month before you get symptoms so infection is very likely to spread

no bog roll, masive panic, wow, if you have the shits, wash your arse in the shower

I think containment will fail, due to the globalised nature of the world

yeah so maybe boris isnt crazy to follow a do nothign strategy

Is Boris man good boi or bad boi

medium boi

Medium rare boi

could be a blessing tho, get rid of the really old and ill

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you're a weak faggot

house prices might come down a bit

What the real kicker is, is how the public receives the directives

@Cadbal I hope you get it and die

i doubt it, my immune system isnt gay

Comparing our elderly to merely house prices

yeah its the boomers and their rent seeking thats ruining house prices

not the OAPs

it'll free up homes, or nursing home spaces, nah waiting lists