Recalling Army personnel from foreign deployments

There'll be beer

Not in my shops

Our only shit like carling left

and that isn't beer, it's laaaaaaaaaaaaarger

Lager is a type of beer

Carling isn't either, arguably

True dat

I brew my own often, but I'm all out

Pretty skint till pay day

Hope I can still get supplies next week

i'd like to get a few things in before the weekend to get me until late last week, because i fear there'll be a second wave of dickishness in light of the schools being closed from friday

@Eccles there'll be pandemonium if the rumoured lockdown is announced today

Best to go early

just finishing my coffee, darling

i used to bake my own bread, might have to start doing that again. assuming yeast and flour isn't that hard to come by

I don't eat bread so I'm cool with that going

oh yeah you said you didn't like sandwiches

It's not that I don't like them, they don't like me

I'm still going down the pub every night as per usual.

I did notice big boxes of lager had been sold from the supermarkets... but the good stuff, not so much. Only stuff drunk by lager-louts

Martial law is coming boys

well they are putting 20,000 soldiers on standby, but atm it's just like with the floods

they're there to assist with hospitals and logistics

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1240584114102665218

well, i went to Tesco - if I didn't have Corvid before, I do now - it was fucking heaving

corvid = crow family

shh

or should that be "caw"

sorry to be anal, keep seeing that mistake

one more thing...

nevermore

did you get what you need?

not really

someone in the other channel was posting pics from tesco

shelves barren

no toilet paper, no bread, no frozen veg, extremely limited can selection

got milk, eggs, and some fresh veg, so enough to plough on

also got some cheap beer, which was both a surprise and a bonus

any droogs?

All the commies on Facebook going wild right now