Message from @Fireball Bastard

Discord ID: 313719855104655362


2017-05-15 16:43:14 UTC  

Day of the hoe?

2017-05-15 16:43:16 UTC  

But I don't have any trees, so I hang them from my front porch.

2017-05-15 16:43:25 UTC  

@flooz Nah m8.

2017-05-15 16:43:37 UTC  

You can't be racist unless you're targeting an actual race.

2017-05-15 16:43:45 UTC  

Niggers aren't even human, so... meh.

2017-05-15 16:43:45 UTC  

lol

2017-05-15 16:43:59 UTC  

Neither are kitty cats and kitty cats are awesome.

2017-05-15 16:44:42 UTC  

Yeah, but when's the last time you heard of a kitty cat defiling an innocent human girl, taking her virtue and leaving her with a bastard half-kitty mulatto baby?

2017-05-15 16:44:53 UTC  

Yesterday.

2017-05-15 16:44:56 UTC  

o.o

2017-05-15 16:45:03 UTC  

Well, the first one

2017-05-15 16:45:10 UTC  

My cat is a bit pushy.

2017-05-15 16:45:15 UTC  

Tell me you're joking. I don't want to have to lynch the kittens too.

2017-05-15 16:45:28 UTC  

for broad definitions of defile

2017-05-15 16:45:52 UTC  

yeah, but did it leave an unclean kitty-mulatto baby?

2017-05-15 16:45:58 UTC  

nope

2017-05-15 16:46:04 UTC  

Then we're fine.

2017-05-15 16:46:16 UTC  

no miscegenation there

2017-05-15 16:50:19 UTC  

http://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/864101108867846144 very important. get those gains, you virile young men

2017-05-15 16:50:42 UTC  

Already did.

2017-05-15 16:51:11 UTC  

Just can't get "aesthetic". Very hard to get a washboard when you have to stretch your gains over 6'8" of bones.

2017-05-15 16:51:43 UTC  

BULK LIKE A BACKHOE

2017-05-15 16:51:45 UTC  

GET

2017-05-15 16:51:46 UTC  

STRONK

2017-05-15 16:52:13 UTC  

Question: how tall are you again, flooz?

2017-05-15 16:52:38 UTC  

5'4''

2017-05-15 16:52:50 UTC  

i too would like to get gainz

2017-05-15 16:52:55 UTC  

through boxing

2017-05-15 16:54:11 UTC  

3/10 ; would not make babies with

2017-05-15 16:54:16 UTC  

Sorry.

2017-05-15 16:55:20 UTC  

I'm 5'11, make babies Fireball?

2017-05-15 16:55:29 UTC  

You has no vagina.

2017-05-15 16:55:38 UTC  

oh

2017-05-15 16:56:01 UTC  

The mechanics of reproduction between you and I would be complicated, to say the least.

2017-05-15 16:56:22 UTC  

3/10?

2017-05-15 16:56:24 UTC  

jeez

2017-05-15 16:56:35 UTC  

i'm at groin level, what more do you want

2017-05-15 16:57:00 UTC  

A waist large enough to pass Hyperborean children.

2017-05-15 16:57:15 UTC  

;-;