We just left Africa open up to Communist subversion from the USSR

[cough] Congo [cough]

the communists inspired the AFrican nations to only want 1 Party systems

they dont like Democracy

because most of them were Tribes so you have A chief

Bongo bongo bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh-no-no-no-noooo!

or monarch

Damnit lol

that songs in my head now

was playing fallout couple hours ago

Bingle bangle bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go...

oh did you ever hear about my former Prez saying take a shower to cure aids ?

i found his qoutes now its Haleriouse

We should scalp the brightest and most capable Africans, educate and train them in Western values, and send them back to help construct developed nations loyal to us.

Wait, really?!

yes

dead seriouse

we got a Series of Political cartoons

with a shower cap attached to his head

i agreed with you up until the send them back part.

the send them back didnt work so well

they mostly killed there own people

who disagreed

Remember when Nelson Mandela fled South Africa to train as a soldier for the Communist Party?

lol the onion

He formed the freedom figher group

that caused a Street bombing

don't post the onion in here

fr

oh, my bad

sorry invisible username

And his Wife Advocated for burning any person in the black community who was a goverment agent

Not saying Onion can't post legit material

but

95% of it is bs

Mandela was not a good man.

Not a reliable source.

Yeah that's the point though. Why can't we post the Onion? It's satire.

. . . Let me bring up his Charge

100% of it is bs, that's intentional

Yall call it satire but plenty of people read it thinking it's legit.