Message from @melly

Discord ID: 314188622456815616


2017-05-16 23:31:53 UTC  

I'm know by arminus and peps

2017-05-16 23:32:23 UTC  

und mir

2017-05-16 23:32:37 UTC  

@Edward hold on i gotta confirm

2017-05-16 23:32:50 UTC  

No offense we just need EXTREME VETTING

2017-05-16 23:32:54 UTC  

Tommorrow I'm gonna sleep

2017-05-16 23:33:10 UTC  

Kk

2017-05-16 23:33:11 UTC  

I get u just a little late

2017-05-16 23:33:27 UTC  

i can vouch for woodstock

2017-05-16 23:33:33 UTC  

Kk

2017-05-16 23:33:35 UTC  

One sec

2017-05-16 23:33:37 UTC  

(even if he is a faggot)

2017-05-16 23:33:58 UTC  

I got him

2017-05-16 23:34:21 UTC  

Osshhhh

2017-05-16 23:34:24 UTC  

Rop

2017-05-16 23:34:29 UTC  

Rip

2017-05-16 23:34:37 UTC  

Press F

2017-05-16 23:36:03 UTC  

Alright boys how long does it take to get extremely vetted?

2017-05-16 23:36:17 UTC  

I've put it off for half a year by now

2017-05-16 23:36:24 UTC  

I guess it's time

2017-05-16 23:36:45 UTC  

Just talk to me for a bit

2017-05-16 23:53:24 UTC  

he likes it when you whisper in his ear 😚

2017-05-16 23:54:07 UTC  

ya melly 😩💦

2017-05-16 23:54:46 UTC  

👄 👂🏻

2017-05-16 23:55:03 UTC  

the more sweet nothings you whisper, the quicker you're vetted

2017-05-16 23:55:37 UTC  

tfw @Fireball Bastard will never passionately whisper his plans for crushing jews with his barefeet into your ear

2017-05-16 23:56:03 UTC  

that's pretty hawt

2017-05-16 23:56:25 UTC  

sounds pretty spicy

2017-05-16 23:56:27 UTC  

@flooz I'm sorry... but you're too small. If I made babies with you, you'd die. -_-

2017-05-16 23:56:35 UTC  

nothing gets my ovaries dancing around like men using their feet to crush things

2017-05-16 23:56:42 UTC  

tfw no hyperborean woman to impregnate

2017-05-16 23:57:15 UTC  

okay, ive heard yall use that term a couple times and don't really know what it is... just tall women?

2017-05-16 23:57:16 UTC  

@Fireball Bastard sounds like some tension over there, but is that true what you're saying that you'd need to get with a taller woman?

2017-05-16 23:57:16 UTC  

what about @Master Sethern

2017-05-16 23:57:16 UTC  

Flooz: If we had a kid, would you die?
Me: It would be extremely painful...
Flooz: You're a big guy.
Me: ... for you.

2017-05-16 23:57:23 UTC  

how tall are you?

2017-05-16 23:57:30 UTC  

Yes @melly

2017-05-16 23:57:34 UTC  

He's 6'8"

2017-05-16 23:57:37 UTC  

iirc

2017-05-16 23:57:40 UTC  

@Nothing_Much My mother was 5'10, and she had a bad time when she had me.

2017-05-16 23:57:42 UTC  

nah

2017-05-16 23:57:46 UTC  

define "tall" for a woman lol