he likes it when you whisper in his ear 😚

ya melly 😩💦

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the more sweet nothings you whisper, the quicker you're vetted

tfw @Fireball Bastard will never passionately whisper his plans for crushing jews with his barefeet into your ear

that's pretty hawt

sounds pretty spicy

@flooz I'm sorry... but you're too small. If I made babies with you, you'd die. -_-

nothing gets my ovaries dancing around like men using their feet to crush things

tfw no hyperborean woman to impregnate

okay, ive heard yall use that term a couple times and don't really know what it is... just tall women?

@Fireball Bastard sounds like some tension over there, but is that true what you're saying that you'd need to get with a taller woman?

what about @Master Sethern

Flooz: If we had a kid, would you die?
Me: It would be extremely painful...
Flooz: You're a big guy.
Me: ... for you.

how tall are you?

Yes @melly

He's 6'8"

iirc

@Nothing_Much My mother was 5'10, and she had a bad time when she had me.

nah

define "tall" for a woman lol

i meant that for @Master Sethern

5'9-5'10

HEY @Master Sethern, SOMEONE'S INTO YA, GET IN HERE AND CLAIM YOUR WAIFU

lol

👏🏻 HYPERBOREAN STATUS ACHIEVED!

😩👌🏼

😃

Essentially, 5'9+ is in the top 5% in height for women.

i'm 5'4'' so yeah, 5'10''+ would be great

tfw no 6'8'' husbando to gib snu snu

shorties are adorable tho

@flooz dem feels when people always ask you to get stuff on higher shelves 😭

lel

@flooz My only weakness is compassion...

@flooz Did you leave your boring Civic Nationalist ideas behind?

That goes for all non-autistic whites @Fireball Bastard

you're not supposed to tell people your weaknesssss

yes @Master Sethern

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Good 😉