Wait why, their mortality rate is the lowest in Europe

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Because.... I dunno. Volkswagen needs a bailout I guess

31 billion to car industry alone

Ngl my butthole puckers when I think about zuckers suckers cuckers

Volkswagen needs a bailout because they are carrying the pr crisis from dieselgate

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

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REJOICE PLEBS n simps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPDqQDTnJKE

@NinjaQuick wait that's illegal

No u

So

no no u

Apparently my country is giving people in the public sector EXTRA PAY

for working from home

nicenice

Like judges and representatives

Getting a "home office" bonus

So the people who can't get fucked and are at risk?

Makes sense

>Judges

Well you need to grease the assholes that keep you in power

ngl

>representatives

>in risk

True it's the the government giving itself more money

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Also I can think of at least a couple of representatives that could get fucked

>Judges aren't even in the court, they're at home as a representative brings a computer there to watch the case and deliver the verdict

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck oh by representative I mean congressmen

People from our equivalent of the House

Oh, I know