Message from @skeleton-jelly

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2017-04-07 01:22:45 UTC  

pls

2017-04-07 01:22:46 UTC  

no

2017-04-07 01:23:00 UTC  

>50

2017-04-07 01:23:07 UTC  

F I F T Y

2017-04-07 01:23:15 UTC  

WAIT WHAT

2017-04-07 01:23:20 UTC  

TRUMP BOMBED THE SHIT OUT OF SYRIA?

2017-04-07 01:23:29 UTC  

I cannot believe what is happening, I feel like passing out and realizing that this was all a hallucination.

2017-04-07 01:23:47 UTC  

Jesus Christ

2017-04-07 01:24:14 UTC  

Just

2017-04-07 01:24:15 UTC  

Fucking A

2017-04-07 01:24:20 UTC  

time to get drafted

2017-04-07 01:24:21 UTC  

Trump was a Jewish Shill all along

2017-04-07 01:24:36 UTC  

God dammit

2017-04-07 01:24:42 UTC  

it might be fake

2017-04-07 01:24:53 UTC  

He went from defending Assad to bombing him within 48 hours

2017-04-07 01:25:02 UTC  

>verified press account is fake

2017-04-07 01:25:03 UTC  

because of some sad pictures of allegedly dead children

2017-04-07 01:25:08 UTC  

He better have some next level Nth dimensional chess game going

2017-04-07 01:25:08 UTC  

April fools was a while ago

2017-04-07 01:25:29 UTC  

Welp, better start making my plans to flee to Russia

2017-04-07 01:25:48 UTC  

CNN confirms

2017-04-07 01:25:56 UTC  

I just checked.

2017-04-07 01:26:01 UTC  

>tfw I have Russian friends
I don't want to fight my Siberian friends ;-;

2017-04-07 01:26:30 UTC  

The targets

2017-04-07 01:26:33 UTC  

BETTER

2017-04-07 01:26:36 UTC  

HAVE BEEN FUCKING ISIS

2017-04-07 01:26:43 UTC  

They were apparently just targeting the airfield where the attack was supposed to have come from

2017-04-07 01:26:44 UTC  

IT FUCKING BETTER HAVE BEEN ISIS

2017-04-07 01:26:57 UTC  

IF ITS NOT ISIS

2017-04-07 01:27:05 UTC  
2017-04-07 01:27:09 UTC  

w h y

2017-04-07 01:27:23 UTC  

is trump not /ourguy/ anymore?

2017-04-07 01:27:24 UTC  

Seems like a gigantic waste of missiles if they fired 50 at them.

2017-04-07 01:27:36 UTC  

If its ISIS he's keeping with his champaign promises

2017-04-07 01:27:47 UTC  

please be isis