Message from @nord

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2017-04-11 07:22:52 UTC  

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2017-04-11 07:23:05 UTC  

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2017-04-11 07:23:21 UTC  

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2017-04-11 07:23:35 UTC  

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2017-04-11 07:23:38 UTC  

@Iamawesom Somebody should have wrote "bender wuz here" to add to this effect.

2017-04-11 07:24:21 UTC  

Lel

2017-04-11 07:24:52 UTC  

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2017-04-11 07:25:41 UTC  

Gotta red pill them before they are 2 to prevent them from becoming cucks

2017-04-11 07:27:24 UTC  

@Iamawesom HOLY SHIT YES

2017-04-11 07:27:51 UTC  

?

2017-04-11 07:32:50 UTC  

@James_Coney - LA >Black snek
How the times change

2017-04-11 07:33:06 UTC  

kek, wym?

2017-04-11 07:33:44 UTC  

Snake was black back then, it is yellow now.

2017-04-11 07:34:39 UTC  

I am going to get off for this morning, see you later today.

2017-04-11 07:42:54 UTC  

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2017-04-11 07:43:17 UTC  

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2017-04-11 07:53:49 UTC  

pretty apt social commentary for mde

2017-04-11 10:17:00 UTC  

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2017-04-11 11:13:50 UTC  

My Shit Status: Fucked up Fam

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2017-04-11 11:14:11 UTC  

Don't go for a ride when you can't sleep

2017-04-11 11:27:31 UTC  

Y

2017-04-11 11:28:28 UTC  

103 in a 45

2017-04-11 11:31:56 UTC  

At that point I'd think about just not stopping

2017-04-11 11:33:32 UTC  

You fucked up

2017-04-11 11:35:33 UTC  

If you find yourself in that situation, you're supposed to pull out a knife and stab yourself in the leg. When pulled over tell the officer that you were stabbed and panicked trying to find a hospital. If you're going the opposite direction of the hospital, say you're not familiar with the area.

2017-04-11 11:36:39 UTC  

That's so stupid it might actually work

2017-04-11 11:37:11 UTC  

The fine isn't even the concern, it's the possible jail time (which will completely ruin your life)

2017-04-11 11:38:49 UTC  

Or maybe claim to the world you had a panic attack because you realized you're transgendered and you need emotional support. Might save your job if you go to jail

2017-04-11 11:52:01 UTC  

I should probably mention I got off with a verbal warning because the cop used to ride.