Message from @Emperor of USA

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2018-12-04 02:35:25 UTC  

I mean obviously allying Isreal doesn’t ruin all of our opportunities to work with Muslim nation’s

2018-12-04 02:35:48 UTC  

We’re allies with Saudi Arabia(though we should have invaded them instead of Iraq), we work with Pakistan and Afghanistan

2018-12-04 02:35:53 UTC  

Can we convince jews to colonise Mars?

2018-12-04 02:36:05 UTC  

Would satisfy everyone I think

2018-12-04 02:36:26 UTC  

Love how this video makes fun of both sides at times.

2018-12-04 02:36:30 UTC  

>.>

2018-12-04 02:36:32 UTC  

@Emperor of USA We could end our alliance with Saudi Arabia if we got our energy policy straight.

2018-12-04 02:36:43 UTC  

It seems to not be either left or right, just makes fun of the exchanges between both sides on the internet.

2018-12-04 02:36:44 UTC  

disclaimer for the humour-impaired: it is a joke

2018-12-04 02:37:06 UTC  

having allies in goverments is not the same thing as allied peoples

2018-12-04 02:37:33 UTC  

I am not saying it's alliens...

2018-12-04 02:38:01 UTC  

Its aliens.... it is always aliens.

2018-12-04 02:38:06 UTC  

We have lizard people running the world.

2018-12-04 02:38:09 UTC  

And revolting against Trump.

2018-12-04 02:38:11 UTC  

Now now

2018-12-04 02:38:16 UTC  

They hate Trump... Trump stands up against lizard people.

2018-12-04 02:38:17 UTC  

Hillary is not a Lizard Person

2018-12-04 02:38:23 UTC  

That is an insult to actual Lizard people

2018-12-04 02:38:41 UTC  

Hillary is a defective drone

2018-12-04 02:38:51 UTC  

@ryuplaneswalker your correct; though TBF turning their dessert into sand and conquering them would give us all the oil we need

2018-12-04 02:38:52 UTC  

At this point I'm willing to entertain the idea that HRC is involved in some kind of demonic possession.

2018-12-04 02:39:05 UTC  

And end their funding of radical mosques globally

2018-12-04 02:39:19 UTC  

But then we have to lke..

2018-12-04 02:39:20 UTC  

hold the place

2018-12-04 02:39:24 UTC  

and I dun wanna do that.

2018-12-04 02:39:31 UTC  

Give it to Israel :^)

2018-12-04 02:39:37 UTC  

@Bookworm Well, the rich of this world do attend some satanic ceremonies... maybe it does work

2018-12-04 02:39:50 UTC  

Tfw tim supports trans ageism 🤔 <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-12-04 02:39:59 UTC  

@Beemann switch that with the Iraqi Kurds and yeah that would be my idea.

2018-12-04 02:40:14 UTC  

it is really amazing those folks like us at all considering the shit we pulled in the Gulf War.

2018-12-04 02:40:31 UTC  

>Kurds
Any major groups that aren't Goddamned commies?

2018-12-04 02:40:42 UTC  

Beemann - the Iraqi ones aren't

2018-12-04 02:40:48 UTC  

Sweet

2018-12-04 02:40:50 UTC  

the Turkish and the Iraqi ones are waaay different

2018-12-04 02:41:00 UTC  

they don't even speak the same language IIRC

2018-12-04 02:41:22 UTC  

Your probably right that another war in the Middle East would just be a waste of money at this point; but I think the Middle East would have been a much different place if we hit the heart of Sunni terrorism, rather than attacking one of the only secular states in the Middle East

2018-12-04 02:41:41 UTC  

Turkish language is unique

2018-12-04 02:41:44 UTC  

Make Iran Zoroastrian Again tbh

2018-12-04 02:41:55 UTC  

It is the only one in its language branch

2018-12-04 02:42:02 UTC  

Make Iran Manichaean, basically reformed Zoroastrianism