Coffee. Because we didnt throw tea in the harbor for nothing.

😋

☺️😁

Ew .....taxes

You spelled theft wrong

You spelled extortion wrong

But muh roads

Theftortion? 🤔🤔🤔👍

bUt MuH fReEdUmBs

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it - carlin

WhY yOu No VoTe!?!!!

From the rooftops? Not time yet.

Chootem

Lol.....i wish

Choo-choo motherfucker LoL

Damnit...i laughed too hard at that

Muh gwauk 40
Dis muh problemnsolva

Shit wrong chat

Whatevs

That revolver looks .. odd. I can't place what my brain thinks is off though...

Taurus

Ewww

Yee yee

Something for the hallway

Get a gwalk

I got one. But since the world is going to shit I hooked muh wife up with it

Good sense.

Dis muh backup

Give her the good gun.

Well shes a good girl and deserves it

Ill be aight with dis backup

I told my wife if there's a firefight she is stuck out of the fire zone with my brother and mother while me, my dad,uncle and grandfather kick some ass

Grandfather is a democrat, but i doubt he would roll over for looters.

My wifes a better shot than me with pistols.

I have not had the chance to test her ability to fight.

But she's pregnant.

But she can't hit anything with a rifle to save her life poor thing