My ex fiancé would never shut up about the guy and her distaste of the brits. More so English than the Scots

I like the people that claim to be pagan but they really just watched charmed and wanted to bang fake wiccans

I like banging fake wiccans. They're usually pretty freaky and dont mind paddles and gags on the first time

I was married to a stripper that shot me stabbed me and set me on fire. sex was good though

The best pussy is always attached to a crazy woman and that's a fact.

It is a fact

Damn I miss the Columbian and ex-f. Great sex and crazy but interesting times. Not to the point where I asked why I'm with them but definitely asked wtf is going on quite a few times

Columbian stabbed me with a fork, burnt me with hair straightener/curler thing, slammed the cast iron against my back but never tried to actually killed me. Pretty sure she was just trying to REALLY get my attention. I mean I never made the same mistake twice but it was always interesting when i did make that fatal mistake

Some people call that an abusive relationship, I call it drowning in vag make up sex

Lol

I have my crazy ass ex right next too me.

THE FOOD ALONE IS WORTH THE STABBINGS

She shot me in the back but I had a vest on was getting ready for work ( Security forces which is like the infantry of the AF)

stabbed me through the arm with a butcher knife

and sprayed hairspray on my leg and set it on fire

She has told me that although she loves me so damn much she wants to be single for a while because she wants to work on herself for us.

And even though she is single she doesnt want any other dick than yours truly.

When af sf say yeah, basically special forces

Specially retarded

Yes!

This damn woman can cook like you have no idea.

Foodings is worth the stabbings

Plus snu-snu

Snu snu?

Ooooo

English please

Snu snu

Lol

Get it now?

Food and snu snu

Yes I understand

Sorry, sometimes my IQ is as high as room temp water lol

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