Lmao

Imma wear you Like a chestrig

Backpack**

Nah I have a chick imma wear like a backpack

I'll use your shoulder as a Bipod or something

LOL

She's there for snacks and ammo

Hey, if Merc is going on anyone's back its mine

^

We were also talking about me carrying people

Together we will form the megazord of murder

Sidenote, I had a buddy that was 6footish

I carried him on my back, shit was comical to say the least

LOL

I would've loved to see that

@насильственное убийство "Дубок" VSR pattern, similar to flora but used primarily by soviet sattelites such as georgia rather than the CCCP itself

I dragged my drunk as fuck 6ft 7 friend when he passed out

@Bard Thanks bro, Chechnya too, right?

@thedarkness05 I managed to keep his legs off the ground lmao

Lmao

@насильственное убийство i imagine so, there is a mountain variation of that pattern with darker green colors, this one is the "Little Oak Leaf" variation

I even used my cyrillic keyboard for you you spoiled bastard

Oooooh

@Bard Thanks Dad

Tfw a boomer starts lecturing you on politics and you're sitting there like: *Lemme grab my guillotine* BASED BOOMER BRO

Boomer bro: yeah man the politicians? They just want you disarmed. You're a number

Me internally: Dad?

Lmao

i wish my parents were based and not textbook boomers

Fox News till they die, sunday night football with a bag of potato chips, hate edward snowden, and thought Joker sucked

and who could forget oUr GrEAtESt aLLY!

Im still tryna red pill mine. Like I didnt tell em I went to Richmond because I knew they wouldn't get it and disapprove of my actions. They found out on my way back, and we're weirdly cool with it

Idk, they've never been about stuff like that. They were more upset I brought my pistol

@Bard At least yours aren't far leftist

@насильственное убийство I'm really not complaining, they let me pursue my boog hobby almost completely unfettered in my younger years, I just wished they cared more about real rights

My Grandma: (in Spanish) We are democratic socialists in my house, not communists! There's a difference Pendejo

lol

She gets all asshurt too when I show her pics of Venezuela and NorK

You speaka Spanish? @насильственное убийство

@Scr0m A little, despite my fam forcing it on me like a Catholic priest's dick

Gotcha @насильственное убийство I speaka Spanish, so was just wondering. Although I'm completely white and no Mexican family. Just a bunch of spic friends