They wonder why so many come back disillusioned

Hey newbie question

Gorka is a camo type right?

Technically not

But it's good enough for google searches

^why I asked

I wasn't sure what to search it as

Lol

@Foxhound It's a type of suit, mountain suit, combat suit, airborne, etc etc.

Yeah I searched suit and found it

I'm sitting here like
*Suit? Camo? Stabby stabby hidey thing?*

LOL

Gorkas are my ultimate aesthetic

@Foxhound that's thw most accurate description

We need more Gorka bros, I don't wanna be the only one

@насильственное убийство you're not

Good

I dont have one

Gorkas- The ultimate *stabby stabby hidey thing*

And if a woman wears one?

Gorka/Slavboo corps when???

*Ultimate stabby stabby wifey thing*

I just have multicam and tan pants

I don't have a boog gear set so

Typically I look like a 3rd world Mercanary from the 70s

If ya shoot me by mistake, it's fine. only as long as I die looking good

I need to get more cargo pants

How the fuck do you know what size ya need lmfak

Cargo pants unite

Random tidbit

@Foxhound Measuring tape at the waist to feet, around the waist, and across your chest

Russians still rocked footwraps instead of socks until like 2018

Three separate measurements

...why the fuck didn't I think of that

@Foxhound Slav and some euro clothing standards are weird as fuck

That's why the rest of the world is just made up

@Foxhound For some skivvies/boxers/silkies from Slav countries also require dick measuring as well, to make sure your shit stays snug and protected as opposed to flopping and swinging around

Fair enough tbh

So uh