Message from FloridaManBoohajideen in P A T R I O T wave #general


2020-02-19 11:28:22 UTC  

Sorry for the confession, but knowing me that cat got off easy

2020-02-19 13:17:57 UTC  

I mean I only feel that way when my cats act chaotic stupid. Like I'm the only one home taking care of them for the week, and they decided to wake me up scratching at my door until I threw something at it

2020-02-19 13:31:25 UTC  

I hate small dogs and most people under 25

2020-02-19 13:34:58 UTC  

I dont feel that way about animals mostly. Humans thooooo

2020-02-19 14:21:36 UTC  

I'm like a cat whisperer. Every time someone says their cat is an asshole I usually get them purring on my lap

2020-02-19 15:31:38 UTC  

Rev up those harems

2020-02-19 15:58:19 UTC  

Oh shit time for warbrides

2020-02-19 15:58:26 UTC  

Just kidding my wife will shoot me

2020-02-19 15:58:44 UTC  

Right y u no support my conquests honey

2020-02-19 16:01:06 UTC  

I can't even imagine how difficult it would be to manage multiple wives and keep them all happy, the challenge alone should enable it's legality lol

2020-02-19 16:01:37 UTC  

Just sling that dick right

2020-02-19 16:02:31 UTC  

lmao I think it's a bit more complicated than that, but there is truth in that statement

2020-02-19 16:05:41 UTC  

*reeeeeees in Genghis Khan*

2020-02-19 16:44:43 UTC  

I got a wife and a girlfriend. Its a mess

2020-02-19 16:45:02 UTC  

It's only cool when you get them both at the same time lol

2020-02-19 16:46:18 UTC  

@Ramrod1992 can attest, my ex was cuckquean and bisexual, though she had way too much social and physical anxiety to have a proper three way, it was kind of a bummer but I did walk the line so to speak a couple times, overrated

2020-02-19 16:46:20 UTC  

@Ramrod1992 while I have a fiance, I "technically" have a whole side harem.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/679730500855791632/FB_IMG_1581560948097.jpg

2020-02-19 16:47:36 UTC  

Well 8ts cool as long as they consent

2020-02-19 16:48:02 UTC  

And I dont like fucking strange bitches, I like my wife fucking strange bitches while I call them names.

2020-02-19 16:48:04 UTC  

@Ramrod1992 and I getting in reps today at work

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2020-02-19 16:48:09 UTC  

Oof

2020-02-19 16:48:21 UTC  

Now we stuck as fuck sucka @FloridaManBoohajideen

2020-02-19 16:49:05 UTC  

Yeah the ground ended up being soft af so now we getting high in the truck waiting for our boss to come pull us outta the rut

2020-02-19 16:50:28 UTC  

Slap the liberal girls around and make them call me daddy💗 ❤️ 🧡 💖

2020-02-19 16:53:19 UTC  

Well that's the spice of life right there, my girlfriend throughout college I cucked from some libfag who thought personal protection was unecessary, first time we banged in my dorm room I'll never forget looking to my right to see my betsy ross pinned up on my wall that I had hammered into place with my 37mm spikes launcher and thinking "God I love this country" (I didn't have a proper framing hammer"

2020-02-19 16:58:12 UTC  

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2020-02-19 16:58:52 UTC  

I'm still amazed by how big of a shit that is

2020-02-19 17:05:13 UTC  

The fuck lmao

2020-02-19 17:05:55 UTC  

Wow

2020-02-19 17:21:24 UTC  

Us

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2020-02-19 17:25:41 UTC  

Mornin yall

2020-02-19 17:26:35 UTC  

Sup nigger

2020-02-19 17:26:45 UTC  

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2020-02-19 17:28:11 UTC  

Yo yo yo

2020-02-19 17:34:11 UTC  

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2020-02-19 17:35:10 UTC  

Nothing beats people thinking we were *actual* special forces, when all we did was make the joke

I am now a delta seal recon ranger

Thank me for my cervix

2020-02-19 17:48:24 UTC  

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2020-02-19 17:48:33 UTC  

My arm is in this msn article

2020-02-19 17:57:47 UTC  

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