Message from @Piv

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2020-03-11 13:21:56 UTC  

I was explaning fir yall lol

2020-03-11 13:22:09 UTC  

You wouldnt ecplain it as oart of it

2020-03-11 13:24:47 UTC  

Idk, Im still a fan on "hey girl, I think you'd make a great single mom"

2020-03-11 13:27:46 UTC  

Nah, you got to ease into it with a compliment like “damn girl, you shit with that ass?”

2020-03-11 13:29:57 UTC  

Idk, I find direct works. You either get a slap or get laid. Literally no other outcomes

2020-03-11 13:30:37 UTC  

"Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants."

2020-03-11 13:30:48 UTC  

There we go

2020-03-11 13:31:18 UTC  

Also I was gonna tag ya in the sketch leprechaun thing, but you beat me to posting it

2020-03-11 13:31:30 UTC  

Lol you're welcome

2020-03-11 13:31:41 UTC  

The one about getting an ass beating?

2020-03-11 13:31:47 UTC  

Yee

2020-03-11 13:31:54 UTC  

You should get the shirt

2020-03-11 13:32:00 UTC  

I should

2020-03-11 13:32:50 UTC  

@thedarkness05 theres one that says "chase your dreams with whiskey"

2020-03-11 13:32:59 UTC  

Fuck

2020-03-11 13:33:39 UTC  

That mighr be more of a @FloridaManBoohajideen one, since hes always going on about living next to the beam distillery

2020-03-11 13:34:05 UTC  

Right, but that's technically bourbon

2020-03-11 13:35:11 UTC  

Dont get me started on all that. Bourbon is a type of rye whiskey that just so happens to be made in kentucky. Just like scotch is whiskey make in scotland

2020-03-11 13:36:46 UTC  

Ya know

2020-03-11 13:37:03 UTC  

The easiet way to tell an Irish whiskey from a Scottish one?

2020-03-11 13:37:27 UTC  

How?

2020-03-11 13:37:50 UTC  

The Irish one sings about the troubles when you open it to let breathe

2020-03-11 13:38:12 UTC  

(Ill see myself out)

2020-03-11 13:40:49 UTC  

Oof

2020-03-11 13:42:24 UTC  

I mean its true though. Although I do like how irish whiskey came to be. There used to me a tax in malted barley, put innplace by the english, and the irish said "nah mate, fuck that shite", and then used half malted and half unmalted barley

2020-03-11 13:56:21 UTC  

Then nothing was made for 300 years lol

2020-03-11 13:59:19 UTC  

Mhmm

2020-03-11 14:21:38 UTC  

Irish whiskey is infinitely superior to Scottish Whiskey in my opinion

2020-03-11 14:22:31 UTC  

Some scotch's are better than others

2020-03-11 14:23:10 UTC  

Like me that hoplite armor bundle

2020-03-11 15:35:04 UTC  

Coronavirus isnt as bad as the media lets on, and I have several theories about it

2020-03-11 15:37:14 UTC  

If it was as bad as they say then they wouldn't have a hold on pretty much all disinfectants/hand sanitizer and CDC testing would be instant insead of a beaurocratic mess of paperwork and wait periods.

2020-03-11 15:37:44 UTC  

I feel like its being perpetuated and sold to be worse than it is for election year

2020-03-11 15:41:18 UTC  

I doubt it. China lied about how bad it was. Because thats what they do. Not to mention italy went from like 600 cases to 11k in about 2 weeks. Its bad but not apocalyptic. While the number of recovered is way higher than dead, duh, there is still a chance of you catching another strain of it. I heard there is an L and an S strain around, and you can catch both one after the other. While those with health issues and the infirm are primary victims here, there is still the chance it affects healthy people. Prime example is those harvard boys who went on a ski trip to italy, all young fit and in their prime. Well 4 of em are in hospital in serious condition. I'm treating corona as an actual threat, but I aint gonna panic

2020-03-11 15:43:01 UTC  

I have a strong opinion on this, been saying how much worse it actually is for over a month now. Finally people are starting to listen as this contagion spreads freely across the country. So sad. Do something proactive you dumb fucks in "power"

2020-03-11 15:43:34 UTC  

And also whats the point in trying to resist it? If its got such a long incubation period and its so contagious then everyone will get it eventually some way

2020-03-11 15:45:15 UTC  

Short of a decontamination chamber(which us poor folk dont have access to)

2020-03-11 15:47:34 UTC  

Theoretically if it were socially acceptable to wear gas masks in the states and you were to decontaminate upon returning home you would be fine

2020-03-11 15:48:05 UTC  

I'm about to just say fuck it at this point, I don't want this disease, we don't know the long term effects

2020-03-11 15:48:16 UTC  

The signs already are very concerning

2020-03-11 15:48:48 UTC  

Right, but catching the virus isnt a death sentence for most