if all of our migrants were Kiwis and English bastards Australia would be great

i've never eatn a kiwi

seems like little meat

they taste like chicken

or human

except the maori lads

gotta love the long pig

Only if she is cute and I won't get red wings

maori are big geys

change my mind

mata'usi

the only big gay i know is al

Al Sharpton?

probably

Straight scared everyone off with Australian politics

kek

Aussie politics are shit to be fair

Now who to vote for in the general election

Billie Shorten who's probably gonna get knifed by Albanese

you have Labor and the Liberals who are basically Labor but gayer

ScoMo who idk whats up with him

Who is the rando in vc

Pauline who has candidates that dont give a fuck about a party system

lel

Imagine voting for nick xenophon

god if Pauline got her shit together that would be fucking great

imagine that kek

My seat is literally one of the safest labour seats in australia though

why is it that young people in England are so for the establiment EU?! I never got that it sounds so retarded tbh

My seat hurts my ass

@.Not Sean time for a new chair

no kidding

this thing is fucking plastic

You got a choice between Socialist Labor and the Liberals who are basically Labor but they dont realize it

my ass is gonna be like ] by the end of the month

Well old mate turnbull saw to that

Labor's likely gonna win

sadly

Pretty much certain they will

Ironic that no one likes bill shorten

we're gonna be forced back into the UN's migration pact, and the borders will be open